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  1. What's so complicated about Ohm's Law?

  2. I am another year older...*sighs*

  3. What possible argument could I put forward to get you a Wellington?

  4. Ding ###### Ding ######, Ding ###### Ding ######, Ding ###### Ding ######, Ding ###### Ding ######, ......... BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG, BONGGGGGGgggggg! Wishing everyone a Happy New Year!

    1. cpman46

      cpman46

      ###### - fill in the blanks. Happy New Year to all RMWebbers

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  5. If I'm caught on here today, my life won't be worth living!

    1. cpman46

      cpman46

      Misread it! thought it said your wife won't be worth living! Happy New Year

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  6. A pox on all washing machines, tumble dryers and similar domestic appliances that have a beeper or similar to nag you to attend to their needs at inconvenient times.

  7. There's a place for us, somewhere a place for us.

  8. The Possessor Possesses

  9. Is looking to build an OO-9 Boxfile layout!

    1. cpman46

      cpman46

      Sorry, misread it! Thought it said 'bonfire'!!

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  10. has consulted 'Deep Thought' and got the answer 43 which is clearly wrong.

    1. cpman46

      cpman46

      Maybe not. Have you allowed for inflation?

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  11. New empty baseboards - what to do?

    1. cpman46

      cpman46

      With what shall I fill it? Dear Liza Dear Liza, with what shall I fill it Dear Liza what with??

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  12. I think the new-look RMWeb should have a section for the erudite discourse on the subject of Art.

  13. is making a 7mm static caravan...

  14. is making a 7mm static caravan...

  15. “Captain, I’m getting some very unusual readings on the ectothermic velociraptor...”

    1. cpman46

      cpman46

      Is it calibrated for 'root mean square'?

  16. And here is the electronics engineer, Mr Ode and his two lovely daughters; Cath and Ann

    1. cpman46

      cpman46

      The electronics engineer has been accused of stealing ions. The magistrate is going to Tri Ode

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  17. 50 years ago today, Dad's Army, arguably Britain's best ever sitcom, first aired.

  18. Never 'eard of 'em, Guv, an' it wasn't me, neither.

  19. I have been wearing my new fitbit for a whole week, I must be fit by now?

  20. Got home from work and had to reiterate to myself that you cannot have too many Castles...

  21. I have a naughty haddock...

  22. Aaaah! The sweet Spring smell of freshly-mown moss!

    1. cpman46

      cpman46

      There's a suction tool to remove blackheads!

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