DonB

in visiting vegitarians

attempting to improve

so white-coated men

drenched the sleepers

the plastic casing

The Kind Lawyer One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road- side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind." "Thank you for taking all of us with you . The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. " "You'll really love my place. " "The grass is almost a foot high"

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

The "tender" for both the Y9 locos at Leith appears to be a standard wagon with cut-off side planking at the rear. What was the reason for that feature? The front 2-thirds seem to be full of coal.

the real secret

from bankrupt Greece

in the Mirror

patrolled by policemen

grilling bacon butties

causing electrical malfunctions

with leaking steam

shouting and cheering

Kevin/Johndmj....Nothing wrong with the apostrophe in "fishnet's".. Just needed to be followed with something "belonging to" said item! So IF there was an error of grammar/syntax it was in the following post! Lesson over! Onwards...... blowing a gale

wise counsel from

so equilibrium restored

Reporting the carnage

despite a cacoethes (cacoethes = "an itch for doing someting foolish".... fits this game admirably!)

rushing to finish (The Brandy?? welcome back Don, glad you survived the surgeons's ministrations)

being the Bishop

Been looking at the newspaper reports of the Blackpool/Cardiff match and the photos of Blackpool's Manager (allegedly Ian Holloway!)........ anyone else think that Andy Y has been Moonlighting???

through to his