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  1. Boris

    Visit from the local Firearms Officer today. "Ok Mr Boris, why isn't this weapon in your gun cabinet? Well officer, its in the shed because it won't fit in the gun cabinet. Right, let me see it, it should be secured in your cabinet at all times to stop someone stealing it. But if you read the paperwork its a 9lb cannon and the barrel weights the best part of a quarter ton" Cue red faced silence from Mr Plod......

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      OK! I give up! Where did you hide the Abrams Mk.II MBT?

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  2. Boris

    Are those my feet?

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      They're not mine. I'm wearing slippers!

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  3. Captain Kernow

    There can be no improvement to the modern tripe container

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      Sounds like you've just seen the BBC's virtual reality House of Common's. Scary isn't it?

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  4. Mythocentric

    Slowly going mad making 4mm scale office furniture from plasticard!

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      I had a look at the Kibri packs. Didn't see the point in buying 2 packs (

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  5. big jim

    shaun the sheep movie.....brilliant

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      What DougN said! My 3 year old granddaughter loves it so we watch it all the time on video!

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  6. pitbull1845

    Mrs has gone to see Peter Andre in concert! cant imagine she'll be out long, how long does it take to sing Mysterious girl?

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      Oh death where is thy sting! Its standing on a stage with knotted-string legs and a 10 bottle tan!

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  7. 46444

    Is in a Purple Haze-having made beet root soup..... ;-)

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      And the wind cries...Mary

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  8. Jenny Emily

    The perils of a garden railway - the birds have managed a direct hit with their personal deposit on a Maunsell brake.

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      You should try living in Morecambe. Our seagulls are all fitted with lazer-directed bomb sights!

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  9. Andy Y

    Step away from the keyboard, stand well back, arms above your head whilst we take your PC off you for your own good.

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      OK guv! Careful where you point that hot glue gun, we don't want to do anything hasty like!

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  10. Jack374

    Anyone else's parents cars got Saharan sand ALL OVER it?

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      That's what happens when you let the missus navigate. You can finish up anywhere!

       

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  11. Mythocentric

    Is it just me or does anyone else think Bachmann's Dukedog would look superb in Midland Railway 'Crimson Lake' livery?

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      ?????

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  12. Mythocentric

    Is it just me or does anyone else think Bachmann's Dukedog would look superb in Midland Railway 'Crimson Lake' livery?

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      Didn't BR paint them unlined black? Now that was a sin!

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  13. Mythocentric

    Is it just me or does anyone else think Bachmann's Dukedog would look superb in Midland Railway 'Crimson Lake' livery?

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      That has possibilities! 'Shirt-button' crest or full lettering?

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  14. Mythocentric

    Is it just me or does anyone else think Bachmann's Dukedog would look superb in Midland Railway 'Crimson Lake' livery?

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      Hee Hee!

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  15. Mythocentric

    *New Years Resolution: I WILL learn how to useTemplot! I WILL! One day Moriaty...one day!

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      That's what worries me! AutoCAD and TurboCAD not many problems! I use top end 3D graphics programs everyday including creating and texturing my own models. No sweat! But show me TEMPLOT and my brain just runs off and hides! Cie la vie!

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  16. Mythocentric

    *New Years Resolution: I WILL learn how to useTemplot! I WILL! One day Moriaty...one day!

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      *Also applies to 2012/11/10/09/08, etc. Happy Christmas everyone!

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  17. Mythocentric

    Slowly disappearing under a mountain of part-finished buildings and wagon kits. This may take some time Scott!

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      I'll probably post them on my Slitheroe thread as Jason (Sandside) suggested. This is what happens when you try to build a layout backwards. Time to buckle down and apply some serious discipline methinks!

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  18. Mythocentric

    Slowly disappearing under a mountain of part-finished buildings and wagon kits. This may take some time Scott!

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      Could be some time Jaz. The cart sheds close with just some weathering to do but the rail under bridge is looking very tempting. There again, I need to get on with the sash windows for the station building...... :(

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  19. ozzyo

    The last time the north West of England had a hurricaine, all that was mentioned on the news was strond wind in the north. get a bit of a blow down south and the word has ended. Sorry for any lose of life.

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      I remember that one. We ended up with a trawler in the middle of the prom road. We'd have only called a hurricane if it had landed on the top of Lancaster Castle!

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  20. jonhall

    In a hotel room - BBC world news - whats the point?

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      Do they still do news?

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  21. Coldgunner

    Come on rmweb, lets have a whip round and buy the east coast franchise, 1:1 modelling anyone?

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      I like it! We could re-introduce steam and save a fortune on oil!

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  22. MichaelW

    It's a friday night, and all I want to do is have an early night. I think I may be getting old...

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      Join the club! Don't forget the hot water bottle!

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  23. Boris

    Small test

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      It's alive! It's ALIVE!!!!

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  24. Mythocentric

    Just recieved an e-mail from Facebook saying that three people have un-friended me. Hummm! If I was actually a member of Facebook I'd be feeling very...unimpressed about now!

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      Thanks for the info guys. I'll look into it today.

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  25. Andy Y

    is having an hour off here before someone gets a poke in the eye.

    1. Mythocentric

      Mythocentric

      Chill out, count to 10 and calm down. I find it improves your aim no end.

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