Rowsley17D

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

The local doctors have a branch surgery in my village where a doctor turns up for an hour or so along with someone to dole out prescriptions. As a precaution there is also someone parked outside the surgery as a security guard. I walked past the car which was displaying a 'SECURITY' notice on the dash on the driver's side. The deterrent effect was reduced slightly by the blue 'DISABLED' badge on the passenger side!

Sun shine, wind, rain and snow! not a bad afternoon in Carnforth...

Looks like the education system of this country requires my services. I'm starting work at an academy in the middle of next month when my enhanced DBS checks come through. I was getting used to semi-retirement.....

Just getting the shopping list together for York this weekend,something tells me this could be an expensive day out

The Captain is travelling again today, to an unspecified location featuring some encouraging railway expansion.

They've been spraying the fields about here - Gordon Bennett what a pong!

Work till your 81, no contact in Schools Rugby, and some other b*ll*cks, no wonder I don't listen to Radio 2 anymore !!!

What if its your Birthday on the 29th feb?

Silly human race

Looking into Starting a New Business with the wife Miss LMS

There seems to be a shortage of Ginger Biscuits

Gutted - sat trip cancelled on Settle & Carlisle due to West Coast Railways poor safety record!

Got diesel @96.9 p litre today- think thats the lowest i've seen in the recent price fall?

Dose any have a copy of the service sheet for the Bachmann compound please

To all those d1ck heads out there who drive around with your front fog lights on 24/7 there not driving lights there fog lights the clue is in the name for fcuk sake

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"If music be the food of love, play on;" Happy Twelfth Night!

Building my first all-brass coach kit. Or having a go, anyway...

Is an electric loco, powered by electricity generated in a coal-fired power station, an external combustion machine?

3 days to go until RAILEX NE 2015 - http://www.railexne.com/

look like I need a MRI scan on my shoulder/neck My Dr is trying to get me a emergency appointment

Mrs SG: 'Huni can you give me a hand please?' Me: 'Why, what's the problem?' Mrs SG: 'This ones really large, it's bigger than I can handle on my own.' Me: '......That's what she said....' Still alive to type people! bet you can't guess what she was up to ;-)

8 Days to go until RAILEX NE 2015 - http://www.railexne.com/