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  1. lightengine
    Not too many properties involved in a potential compulsory purchase.
  2. lightengine
    Foie Gras anyone?
  3. lightengine
    In sunny Teignmouth it; Was warm yesterday. Tis warm at present. Woman passed the Outreach engineer working on the green cabinet on the street. The engineer asked if she knew the time. She replied "it's between 8 and 1."
  4. lightengine
    Jonny777 did you know my mate Ron who was senior railman at Teignmouth?
  5. lightengine
    This seems to be slightly overpriced to me
  6. lightengine
    https://consultations.networkrail.co.uk/communications/swrrp/
  7. lightengine
    Not a joke but it always made me chuckle. In the guards seating compartment on the VEP's there was a First Aid/safety notice. It frequently had a message scrawled on it by some wag. It was often "Moomin the piss flap." I knew nothing about Moomins then and I still don't.
  8. lightengine
    Hey der Lah, dats our Tel
  9. lightengine
    Graham Souness left Spurs in the 70's because he was homesick. Good to see he managed to man up later.
  10. lightengine
    or the sousaphone
  11. lightengine
    Maybe a Russian oligarch with interests in teapot producers or a collection of scent bottles could show an interest in NUFC.
  12. lightengine
    He has some healthy looking travel photo albums.
  13. lightengine
    Which PPI people did you use Phil?
  14. lightengine
    Since we installed Talktalks Call Safe we haven't had any silly calls. It isn't because they have been deterred by the answering method. We just haven't received any silly ones that we have had to decline.
  15. lightengine
    The good people of Totnes threw out Costas plans so they can't be all bad. Especially around the shops at the top of the main street where there is always a herbal smell.
  16. lightengine
    or with tweezers
  17. lightengine
    Please don't.
  18. lightengine
    Most capped England male Peter Shilton 125, 2nd Wayne Rooney 120. Most capped women Fara Williams 170 Karen Carney 143 Alex Scott 140 Jill Scott 140 Casey Stoney 130 How on earth do they do that? Ok, Shilts would have had more if Clemence hadn't been used alternatively, or less.
  19. lightengine
    Looks great.
  20. lightengine
    little blighters to
  21. lightengine
    we're leaving! Nasal
  22. lightengine
    6 hours in the 'ambulatory' at the hospital yesterday determined that Mum didn't have a PE on the lung. The sun arrived lunch time but presently it looks a bit like thunder. Mid morning I popped into town to get some meds. I have never seen the town so full of females over 55. It was heaving with them. At one cash machine there was a queue of about 8. Maybe a convention of knitters or curtain twitchers is being held locally. If so Wetherspoons will be busy at 5pm.
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    I've had to adjust this joke as it was non pc. An Englishman, an Englishman and an Englishman in a pub. The Englishman said "England are the best 1 day cricket team in the World at present." The Englishman replied "Yes, they are favourites for the ICC World Cup." The Englishman agreed. And they had a jolly good drink and they ............
  24. lightengine
    Can he close the ground and build a big sports shop?
  25. lightengine
    What does he want to achieve by running the club into the ground and keeping it yoyoing between the top two leagues?
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