Trebor

used to have a photographic memory. Unfortunately it no longer provides same-day service :-(

If Australia is 31 and 1/3 the size of the uk... does that mean my micro layout is allowed to be 31 and 1/3 larger?

It's a simple mechanism, everyone learned how to use it as a child. shut the ruddy door! It's cold out there!

is overdosing on sashimi :-P *slurp*

is experiencing weird problems with central locking. Looks like the offside passenger door is stuck.

6 days & counting to my M.R.I

really should stop looking at no.12 "Sarah Siddons"

really should stop looking at no.12 "Sarah Siddons"

Has been to the pantomine, oh yes he has.

Is it too early to get my nuts out for Christmas ?

I seriously am thinking I am the wrong age, I model railroad, listen to the Beatles and play golf. While I am only 14. What do you guys think?

hopes that the Firm's new office will be away from Ealing Broadway. Fed up being accosted by mendicants, chuggers, Romanian accordion "players" with no discernible musical ability, and "performance sculptors" (also Romanian) who keep building the same bloody cartoon dog out of sand. *rant*

What's the difference between an Urban Clearway and a pack of fishfingers?

will be married to Ian Dudley in 10 days' time!

Just finished putting 180 nuts and bolts on a bufferstop master.... That's 90 bolts and 90 nuts.

is having a beer-fuelled session on the piano. Moo-moo-movesh like Sh-shagger

Just had two Spitfires fly over.

After 3 1/4 hours in A&E we have Amelia Mosby Pasted with what may be a broken foot/ankle got to go back Tuesday to find out

has cut the feild out the back, is now cream crackered, time for beer

now has a sawn-off GBL Western. Oops.

has stumbled across four Citro

I have a stick...I have a nest...there are hornets. Email sent, now time to leg it before the s**tstorm!

is in Paddy Power's....

has just had a large brown parcel all the way from Dave Franks shoved into his hands by the postie.

Damn ... I missed the politicians TV debate tonight ... but then again watching 7 similar people talking b*ll*cks and promising us things they can't deliver, I don't supposed I miss much, it's ok I will just buy all their Auto Biographies when they release them in 3 years or so time so they can make millions of pounds ..... Career Politicians ... a*seh*les