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Regularity

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  1. A white horse goes into a bar. “We’ve got a whisky named after you,” says the bartender. “What, Eric?” Says the horse.

    1. Jinty3f

      Jinty3f

      "Yes, my name is Grant" said the horse.

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Meanwhile all you could hear behind the bar was the continual muttered 1.2.3.4.... from the ciggy display.

    3. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Potent stuff you got there, it seems. :-D

  2. Why does the post editor work so badly on an iPad?

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    2. BlackRat

      BlackRat

      Big thumbs in Rutland?

    3. John M Upton

      John M Upton

      It's truly awful on my company supplied Windows Phone but that is more to do with the appalling phone interface design than RMWeb...

    4. Regularity

      Regularity

      Doh! Just struck me. Apple want the forum software providers to create an app, so that Apple can find out more about what I do.

  3. I forgot all about the small cut on my index finger. And then I rubbed salt onto the baking potatoes...

  4. I forgot all about the small cut on my index finger. And then I rubbed salt onto the baking potatoes...

  5. Is it a f@rt? Dare I risk it? Or will it follow through, and produce a biscuit?

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    2. Satan's Goldfish

      Satan's Goldfish

      Squeaky-bum noise cuts the night like a knife, but is it the dog, or is it the wife?

    3. polybear

      polybear

      Go for it. If it's wet it'll give us all a good laugh :)

    4. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      If your pumps 'av lumps . . . . .

  6. Is it a f@rt? Dare I risk it? Or will it follow through, and produce a biscuit?

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