bcnPete

"Ah, how I would love to be an actor. I had a great talent for it in my youth. I was The Man Of A Thousand Faces."

- So how'd you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now?

It's a Turnip...shaped like a 'thingy'...LoL

"We are entertaining Puritan vegetable folk, Balders, and that means no meat."

- Well in that case I shall prepare my Turnip Surprise.

"And the surprise is....?"

- There's nothing in it except the turnip.

"So your Turnip Surprise would in fact be...a turnip?"

-...oh yeah!