It is with great regret and with a remarkably heavy heart that I say this, but I do fear that, as our honourable associate Mr Kevin. N. Earholmer has stated, this is indeed the case.
Nevertheless, the usual Parish duties shall continue as they have done since the Parish & Church Council was initiated here, and we shall not be phased by this revelation regarding Lord Erstwhile's current condition.
One must wear the Dodo with pride.
Goodnight, and God Bless.
G. Szlumper, CBE, TD, LSW, RLY