If you boil a funny bone does it become a laughing stock.
That's humorous.
It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"
He winked at me and said: “I’m off duty in ten minutes, meet me in the car park.”
My wife says I'm getting fat, but in my defence,
I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.