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  1. HeeleyBridge

    just checked out Guitar George, he knows all those fancy chords

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene....

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  2. coachmann

    Andy Y., Sorry I never got back to you about changing the spell-check from US to UK. I have altered it in Word but RMweb remains the same giving me

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      type in labour, it will get underlined, right click and a box will appear saying English American and select language option. choose English uk.

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  3. Boris

    sticking political correctness up the arse of multiculturalism since 1996

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      Why doesn't Love thy neighbour get repeated on TV?

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  4. Captain Kernow

    An once again I have walked into a Voyager lavatory and surprised a rather jovial Scottish gentleman

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      Nearly another burns night

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  5. NHY 581

    I haven't got time, Raymond! I am involved in serious police work. If you get in the way, I'm responsible. Your cock up................., my arse.

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      the batsman's Holding the bowlers Willey!!

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  6. Huw Griffiths

    What to do if your rucksack falls apart just before "Warley"? That's right - get an even bigger one - and steel toecapped boots to go with it. Should keep the other punters happy in the Bachmann scrum ...

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      remember to wear your Thomas sweater aswell.

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  7. Boris

    On the sixth day there a curry was created with vegetables and meat of the cow and it was all good. On the Sabbath there was much wailing and gnashing of toilet paper.

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      Sausage madras?

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  8. big jim

    anyone else spotted the stig on here yet?

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      blimey, that was a good spot!

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  9. Mad McCann

    Is mother proud of Little Boy today..?

  10. DJM Dave

    Seven

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      of nine?

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  11. Michael Delamar

    60103 back on its wheels

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      I thought Brush stopped at 60 100!!!!

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  12. Andy Y

    smiled when I saw the unconnected two most recent new members' login names.

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      fyi they are Rash and TCP!

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  13. Nelson Jackson

    A sweet shop sells chocolate bar's for

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      Plus a case of double entries, now i've done three do I get one free?

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  14. Nelson Jackson

    A sweet shop sells chocolate bar's for

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      I get 22 too. plus gut ache.

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  15. Nelson Jackson

    A sweet shop sells chocolate bar's for

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      I get 22 to, plus a dental appointment.

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  16. neal

    remembers the smell of a freshly opened pack of top trumps

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      yes me to, wonder what it was?

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  17. NGT6 1315

    Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      Stanlow perhaps?

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  18. Captain Kernow

    10110000100001100010000000 4 000110010101001010100101001010010101001010101

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      Is it the number series for rest of the LMS twins that were cancelled after nationalisation?

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  19. hornbyandbf3fan

    This operation is not being planned with any alternatives. This operation is planned as a victory, and that's the way it's going to be. We're going down there, and we're throwing everything we have into it, and we're going to make it a success."

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      mosquito squadron?

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  20. Boris

    Thinks that it a ###### of ###### and some people should ######, ###### and ######

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      Have you just ordered chicken curry and fried rice?

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  21. Nelson Jackson

    Hmmm, am I allowed to have 3 things on the workbench at the same time?

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      I've got 2 baccy 40's and a 2 car 108 on mine. Does that make 4 ?

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  22. Adamphillip

    trying to find a club is a pain in the backside

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      there in tescos next to the kitkats

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  23. RJS1977

    Thought of taking my copy of the 1863 Bradshaw with me on a train jpurney recently but realised that not only would I need to buy a brightly coloured shirt and jacket that don't match, I'd also have to master the knack of leaving the station on one train, travelling on a completely different one, and arriving at my destination on the one I got on in the first place!

    1. GRUNFOS

      GRUNFOS

      You'll also need some unwitting people to pay for your ticket,dinner and accomdation!!

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