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  1. Good morning all - the ship is presently surrounded by boobies...avian ones, you lot... :p

    1. Blackthorn

      Blackthorn

      We don't have Boobies in this part of Canada, no Tits either...lots of * divers though.....

       

      * = insert whatever rude word you see fit.....heehee 

    2. Hroth

      Hroth

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      We don't have Boobies in this part of Canada

       

      what about the Loons? Thought Canada had lots of those...   :jester:

       

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      the ship is presently surrounded by boobies

       

      Blue ones?

       

       

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Blue? No, it's quite warm here :D  Brown ones - dozens of 'em :)

  2. Just arrived off San Juan, Puerto Rico, after a voyage from Flushing. Due off here, but as expected, it's not going to happen. Office has now advised all Company ships (30 of them) that there will be no crew changes even attempted until 13th April at the earliest. Hey ho!

    1. ianmaccormac

      ianmaccormac

      Its a bit annoying that isn't it! I used to be in the Merch in the 70's and 80's before coming ashore and had a few delayed changes and then got asked to go back after just two weeks as someone had broken a pelvis. A three day flight to Fiji and then another few months getting back to Hull got me a tax year in which paid for the deposit on my first house! Bank Line, general cargo, several days or weeks alongside in lovely little south pacific islands! Such a hard job!! Wish you fair seas! Cheers Ian

    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      Hi Ian. Yes, it's just one of those things. Been doing this for 40 years now; this is the first time something like this has happened. Ironically we on board are probably some of the least threatened folk about at present. I've had similar things to yourself happen to me over the years - long trips, short leaves...

      Cheers

      Mark

  3. Braced for the imminent arrival of Eunice here on board - we're anchored in the Elbe estuary, and she's starting to pick up speed rapidly...

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      I bet the "mop n bucket" man was busy on that boat!

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      I wonder how many passengers were pleased to get an extra 30 hours added to their time at sea.  And looking on the bright there probably weren't big queues for the restaurants so you could grab a nice seat and maybe a few extra helpings for your meal.

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      Absolutely, Mike. Those things are big, but they're a pig in a seaway unless going fast enough for the stabilisers to work - and, of course, once in the German Bight, your ability to manoeuvre is limited...

  4. (One for Boris) - am being pulled off by a tug...

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    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      They haven't broken your ship I hope.

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Nope - they tried to though... fortunately our bollards (ooh, matron) are made of strong stuff...

    4. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      The mind has just put a image in my head that I can not shift.

  5. (One for Boris) - am being pulled off by a tug...

  6. 5 hours from Rafnes pilots to Stenungsund pilots - an epic voyage accomplished...

  7. After a day in the firefighting training centre, two showers haven't removed the stink of smoke :( . Time for a beer or two, then try again...

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    2. waggy

      waggy

      I recall proper fire and it been red hot, pulling myself along 3 or 4. 45 gallon oil drums welded together pushing my BA set in front of me.

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      There was one particular instructor at South Shields who would take great delight in 'demonstrating a sudden flare up of the fire' by simply throwing a few litres of paraffin onto the already raging fire in the 'tank' - do that these days and he'd be in serious trouble with 'authority'...

    4. waggy

      waggy

      I'm convinced there was a competition between instructors as to who could get it the hottest. Based at York i probably had more BA jobs during my probation than they had experienced in 20 years in the job.

  8. Am just off the Tunisian coast, bound for the Black Sea. Have had a moment of quiet reflection, paying my respects to those seamen who lost their lives in this area whilst attempting to resupply Malta during WW2

    1. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      For those in peril . . .

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Faith, Hope & Charity.

  9. Bags...packed. Handover...complete. Flights...confirmed and checked in, with boarding passes printed. Taxi... booked for in a couple of hours' time. It's been a busy 74 days on board. Now looking forward to my first beer when I get to Pisa airport. Bring it on!

    1. New Haven Neil

      New Haven Neil

      Great feeling, but I'll never payoff again!

    2. jjb1970

      jjb1970

      The joy of pay off almost makes it worth going to sea!

    3. ardbealach

      ardbealach

      The Tower is leaning - it's not the beer

  10. Became a grandfather last Wednesday. Mum and baby - a boy - doing well :)

  11. Beware the Ides of March...

    1. Dzine

      Dzine

      'eh 2 brutes'

    2. Londontram

      Londontram

      Tell me about it my wife's started already "I'd like the house decorating, I'd like new carpets, I'd like a new wardrobe and it goes on!

    3. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Infamy,Infamy; they've all got it in for me!

  12. Folk going to the Queen + Adam Lambert concerts in the next few weeks - enjoy!!! The Newcastle one last night was very good :)

  13. Greeted by a layer of snow when first looking outside this morning, here at Porvoo, near Helsinki. Don't fret - it's heading towards the UK...

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      No doubt it will be the wrong kind of snow...

    3. Black 5 Bear

      Black 5 Bear

      Not over there. It's only the UK that seems to go into meltdown with a few flakes of snow !

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      The Netherlands are as bad as the UK when it snows - we are not alone...

  14. Ha! MarkC 1, Carpet Monster 0. That M1 nut I dropped 5 days ago is now back in my possession! Found hilst looking for another tiny component, which I also recovered!

    1. Sam*45110*SVR

      Sam*45110*SVR

      Wow! I think you should buy a lottery ticket Mark !

    2. MarkC
  15. Happiness is getting your flight details for the going home bird :)

    1. N15class

      N15class

      I feel all flight details for holidays bring happiness whether they are at home or away.

    2. New Haven Neil

      New Haven Neil

      Those were the days Mark!

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Nothing changes regarding the "Escape Message", Neil!

  16. has an inbox full of 'message rejected' emails, as some damn spam merchant has used his email address to 'spoof' other peoples' spam filters :(

    1. Pete 75C

      Pete 75C

      Sympathies. Last year someone used my business email address as "reply-to" when sending out phishing emails asking for a payment. Not helpful. People were visiting my business website and phoning me asking what the payment was for. Made me look a right d*ck.

    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      Cheers, Pete. It really is annoying. I've had the same email for some 10 years, but might have to change it :(

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      It's one of those things that happens every now and again. It happened to me a few years ago. Eventually the rejected emails stopped, but it was annoying at the time.

  17. has an unavoidable meeting with a nasty little weather system off the Dutch coast tomorrow. Hatches battened down and everything secured already...

  18. Has done battle with, and beaten, the Carpet Monster...

    1. Tim Hall

      Tim Hall

      It will get its terrible revenge when you least expect it.

  19. has got his flight ticket - payoff day approaches! Yay!

  20. has had his ship struck by lightning whilst anchoring near Livorno - that's 5 times in my career now...

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    2. SHMD

      SHMD

      Your Saturn bound?

    3. eastwestdivide

      eastwestdivide

      Did it set the foghorn off in Leghorn?

    4. MarkC

      MarkC

      I say..I said I SAY... :P We're not Saturn bound - but I have had my share of 'space cadets' as shipmates over the years...

  21. has just bought tickets for the Queen + Paul Lambert concert at Newcastle...

    1. jbqfc

      jbqfc

      it adam lambert i have tickets for the o2

    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      Ah, too much haste in tryping! Can't wait though :)

  22. Has just reset the password for Sky email on his phone - security upgrade, apparently. What a palaver...

    1. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Now if you could just verify your bank details on here, your account will be all in order....

    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      For once, this was a genuine thing - Yahoo! , who now host Sky's email clients, have finally tried to make things a wee bit more secure. We will see

  23. has just rounded Cape Wrath and is heading for the Pentland Firth

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    2. MarkC

      MarkC

      That's me :)

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Not as good as last time we came through - we only got up to 21.8 knots today. Last time was 23.9 knots, but we were turning 122 rpm, as opposed to today's more pedestrian 105 rpm...

    4. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      And here I was hoping they had, in fact, invented holodecks, Dave...

  24. Has just seen a weak display of the Aurora Borealis. Beautiful, as always. Sadly getting photos from the deck of a ship on passage isn't easy :(

    1. tigerburnie

      tigerburnie

      Too cloudy round here to see it, but it hit kp6 which means it would be visible in central England

    2. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Couldn't you ask the captain to heave to for a few minutes (well i thought I'd ask!!!)

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Some Masters might, some definitely wouldn't...and we were in a TSS at the time, so stopping wasn't really an option

  25. has just tried out his recently aquired GW Models roller - and wonders why the h*** he didn't get one sooner...

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      You'll be going all round the workshop now, looking for something - anything - to roll....

    2. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      Lovely bit of kit. It has grooves in the rollers for bending rail but I'd have liked a slightly thinner and deeper groove for rolling bits of angle iron section

    3. MarkC

      MarkC

      Funny you should mention that, Horse... ;)

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