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Here's a Nugget of a headline. Many chickens clucked a sigh of relief today and yesterday and the day before that. Their impending executions was put off due to the inability of DHL lorries to cross the road.
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A bold hippopotamus was standing one day, On the banks of the cool Shalimar, He gazed at the bottom as he peacefully lay, By the light of the evening star, Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair, His fair hippopotami maid, The hippopotamus was no ignoramus, And sang her this sweet serenade.
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Anybody else seeing banner ads for women's undergarments appearing along the top of RMweb? Worth looking into.
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I've just watched a bloke cutting his grass. In the middle of a downpour (thunderstorm)!!!
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(Oom-yacka-wurka, oom-yacka-wurka, oom-yacka-wurka)...: My boomerang won't come back, My boomerang won't come back, I've waved the thing all over the place, Practised till I was black in the face, I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race, My boomerang won't come back
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Calamity! What's this I'm hearing? Over to Bob Danvers Walker for a Newsflash. Bob, "As a consequence of the tumultuous upheaval of the last few days, Cumberland Sausage MAY lose its protected status!" And now the Interlude. Yes, No? Yes, No? Yes, No?
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Let's talk trains. (and a bit of sillyness)
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Colin or Cuthbert? THAT is the question. (I quite like Cuddy).
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Windy Miller Sends his commiserations. Parp.
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Dressed in red white and blue He's World Cup Willie We all love him too World Cup Willie He's tough as a lion and never will give up That's why Willie is favourite for the Cup Willie, Willie He's everybody's favourite for the Cup
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How BoD. At ower skyull ye'ed get carled a clivvor sh*te. (Waaden ee Bob). Oor skyull had it's own kitchen and the new skuell (1972/3) had n' even posher kitchen. Arl stainless lyke! (Wassen it Bob). Noo the next edukashun orthority up the way had central kitchens. Did wheels on meals anall. Ar knarr cos a bought one of the central kitchens off the cooncil an converted it into a garage. A still stewed the occashanull prune in there anall.... Lyke.
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Airlander 10. The big bum has face planted. Looks like all OK. Press dept said, "the flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed". Has nobody told them that landing is the important bit? https://youtu.be/oOtG_57qm_U
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And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles, and the things wot held the candles. But it did no good, well I never thought it would
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Is currenty looking at Marquéglise in France which is averaging over 250 lightning strikes a minute. Hope they've got good galoshes.
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We used to have stars Singers who sung a Dixie melody They're buying guitars... plinkty plonk Backing their selves wiv th(f)ree chords only Once we'd dance from 12 to 3 I've got news for Elvis P Fings ain't what they used taaa There's a lot we used taaa Fings ain't what they used taa beeeee
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Seems like railway modelling is influencing a lot of entrants in this years Turner Prize: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36274589
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Oh no: Another bl**dy King.
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This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin' She sang every morning, "How lucky I am, Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
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Lets get the Mars Rover named MARSY MacMARTIAN FACE. https://events.airbus.com/ereg/newreg.php?eventid=200179103&
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Porcy has just had a delivery of Ebay electrickery bits for the train set.They were posted from Kinky Resort in the Solomon Islands. The postie gave me a very funny look when he handed over the envelope.
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The Police heliocopper has just honoured me with a fly-past over my back garden. Couldn't resist giving them a Royal Salute. 😇
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The heat is on. Seems like a few folk can't take it. Whatever happened to mad dogs and Englishmen.
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There I was. A-digging this ole,
a hole in the ground, so big and sort of round...
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Daddy came home from work tired, His boss had been driving him mad. The kids were all shouting, the dog bit him too. His dinner was nothing but boiled over stew. I guess it was then he decided, Up to the rooftop he'd go, He was about to jump off when, The kids started howling below.
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Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint!