Mother is just putting my duffle bag in the washing machine now.....when she shouts "Norman I'm getting your bag out of the washing machine" I will whang her over the head with my spade....eek eek eek eek eek eek eek, "I coming down now Mother"
You're after that part in Psychoville aren't you? I don't think they're doing another series sadly - but I'm sure the BBC will put you 'on file' for next time they do a doco on train or bus spotting;-)