Sidecar Racer

PRACTICAL GARB FOR LIFE IN THE DESERT? A young Arab asks his father: - What is this weird hat thing that we are wearing ? It’s a “chechia” because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun ! - And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ? It’s a “djbellah” because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body ! - And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ? These are “babouches”, which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert ! Tell me, papa… Yes, my son? Why are we living behind the petrol station in Edgware Road and still wearing all this doodoo?

Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent nasty man,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'

Surely then you could have ' squeezed ' by , and taken out the side and the door mirror ,

What , the cat or the seagull ? Cos if it's seagulls you want I can get you loads , I would say cheep , but that is far from the niose the ba****ds make round here .

This is silly , but funny . http://www.flixxy.com/seagull-and-cat.htm

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them. He said to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!" The hole digger replied, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ? 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'. "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." A third glass. ''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk. The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!” _________________

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I have a horrible feeling that one of these may yet be seen on GWR metals , purely as part of a one off set of exchange trials . Or maybee just because I like the thing .

Tragic indeed , condolences to all who knew him .

Early reports of a Red Arrow crashing at Bournemouth. No details as yet . Hope it did'nt hit any housing or populated areas and the pilot is okay .

A major steel company feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a man leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the man, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the man $1600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that lay-about did here?" From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery boy from Pizza Hut."

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh? “I did!” sobbed Johnny.

My Dentist has a sense of humour Yesterday, I went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. He took out a needle to give me a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!", I said. The Dentist then started to hook up the laughing gas and I immediately objected. "I can't do the gas thing either; having a gas mask on will suffocate me!” The Dentist then asked me if I had any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", I said. "I'm fine with pills". The Dentist then returned and said, "Here's a Viagra tablet". I was totally at a loss for words and said in amazement, "WOW! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth." . -

Found this artical about the 47 . http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Oubliette/47299.html

Ian , I would'nt mind if it was that simple , but I am actualy on the same housing estate , only two roads from the previous address , not much difference in social or age grouping either , and both roads are ' closes ' so you dont get throught traffic . From what I was told by the insurers it seems that you dont have to have the acident or damage locally , if five of the neighbours had accidents or some reason to make a claim and were in five different towns at the time , it would still flag up because of their post code , hence a high risk area . Baffling to say the least .

I moved house in May , rang the insurers to log a change of address for the car , result was a £30 hike in premium , asked why , answer , higher risk area , well I only moved 400 yards and from a 1HU code to a 1HW code , and I thought it was a better area .

It cant be Vettel , no ' finger ' .

Spare a thought for me , I drive a Smart , can just about get a passenger in that .

Wonder how many he smashed up learning those tricks ???

I did Disney back in 1996 , and was 46 at the time , still throughly enjoyed it , and as it has no doubt expanded by now would hapily go again . The Epcot park is also very enjoyable , real people from the Country in each area and not locals trying to play the part , lots of real world culture and also food that is from that Country , not just burgers & fries . It may be worth getting some current guides to Disney and the other attraction in the area to see what is going on these days ,if you are looking for mega thrill rides then the other parks offer better as Disney is more family friendly from my memory but as they are so well themed I still found them to be good fun . Much better entertainment in the queue lines than you ever get in UK parks makes the wait half the fun . The website gives good info . http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/parks/epcot/