Sidecar Racer

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ... Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.' Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! True story... Have a great day and remember... ...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR. A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

That's no way to talk about the local police force . 😅

The handle , same as everyone does .

Happens all the time , I've posted stuff and found it on another thread by someone else after mine went up . Don't see a need to worry about it .

Don't apologise Bob , your drivel is no better or worse than anyone else's . 😎 In the past when someone seems to go AWOL I have looked back at content around the time to try and work out out if they are just taking a break or whether someone has annoyed then and they have taken there ball and gone home . you seemed to fit the first option . I did at one time post a bit more frequently but my miserable existence varies so little I gave up , now I just follow and chime in from time to time .

Oh don't do that , our tame bear is already hiding behind the sofa . 🤣

Welcome back to @grandad bob , nice to hear from you .

What about us ' slurp it from a saucer ' types ????

Any chance the fire ants can killoff some of the nasty snakes ???

Are you related to Cycling Mikey by any chance ????