In answer to my own "Spot the Difference" competition:
The northern stairs should be 16 steps, landing, 16 steps - a total of 32 steps. They are actually 9 steps, landing, 9 steps, landing, 9 steps landing, bend, 9 steps. This is the flight which is more than three metres too long, obstructs the entrance to the car park and as a consequence has led to Network Rail taking away most of our car park.
The southern stairs should be 13 steps, landing with 180 degree turn and 18 steps. We have got 12 steps, landing and turn, 12 steps, landing and 12 steps. This is 2.85 metres too long.
There should be two flights of steps and one landing leading to the platform. There are two flights of 11 steps, one of 10 steps and two landings. This is also too long.
The bridge should be 4.5 metres from platform to underside. It is taller than that.
The engineering drawings show parapets which are 900mm solid and 900mm glazed. That is not what has been built. The glazed sections are much smaller.
The steps should have 1.5 metre high solid parapets. The parapets as built are higher, but have lower solid sections with gaps above. (Children will be able to climb through these.)
Pedestrian areas should be lit from above by lighting columns as shown on the approved plans. The bridge is actually lit from the side by lights attached to the parapets.
Bridge supports should be single steel columns. They are actually cross-braced girders.
The support for the bridge on the southern side should be open as as not to obstruct the view of the Grade II Listed station. It is actually filled in with blockwork.
So the bridge is too long, too high, has different steps, different parapets, different lighting and different supports. Apart from that it seems about right.
If these are minor amendments, I hate to think what would constitute a major one.
Never mind. We ought to finish painting the old clubroom before we leave. It is Grade II Listed and should be painted Hollybush Green (as approved by the Panning Department.) Given that minor changes no longer seem to matter, I think I will paint it pink with yellow spots. Our Planning Officers will probably not even notice.
Geoff Endacott