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  1. Wizard of the Moor

    I can't take another night watching grown men fight to music made for teenage girls

    1. cold-ash

      cold-ash

      Pub in Cheltenham?

    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Another S4 North committee meeting then.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Cheslea V Paris Hilton?

  2. Wizard of the Moor

    Need cocktail mix inspiration due to present of Jack Daniels Honey bourbon. Where's the orange-scented toilet duck?

    1. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Gotta be better than buckie!

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Floor polish works quite well. Have you tried Babycham and Harpic?

    3. petethemole

      petethemole

      Sends you clean round the bend.

  3. Wizard of the Moor

    Collection of 222 Kits priced up and ready for the Scalefour North bring and buy stand

    1. Steve Taylor

      Steve Taylor

      ooh - any NER stuff?

       

  4. Wizard of the Moor

    Argh! An hour writing a post and then deleted it by mistake! Thank goodness for the ability to re-open recent tabs in Firefox. At least, that's roughly what I said at the time :)

  5. Wizard of the Moor

    There's no lights on the Christmas tree, Mama, they're burning Big Louie tonight

  6. Wizard of the Moor

    You're a top wee cracker, I'm a bold rum jacker with two fish suppers and a paraffin lamp

  7. Wizard of the Moor

    Chinese jet fighters in Somerset & Dorset! What have I missed?

    1. yorkie_pudd

      yorkie_pudd

      stealing fish n chips to make cheaper versions maybe lol, watchout Scotland they after your haggis next

  8. Wizard of the Moor

    Went to get into my friend's car tonight and pulled the door handle right off the door. Ooops!

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    2. Wizard of the Moor

      Wizard of the Moor

      Italian

    3. Trebor

      Trebor

      least rusty bit of the car then

       

    4. 69843

      69843

      He didn't pull the handle off the door, the door fell off the handle.

  9. Wizard of the Moor

    What's good for cleaning up Swarfega?

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    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      scrape the excess up with a knife then lots of very soapy water.

    3. Sidecar Racer

      Sidecar Racer

      Dirty hands ???

    4. Coombe Barton

      Coombe Barton

      Slightly dilute it, emulsify it then cat litter

  10. Wizard of the Moor

    Not sure whether to be amused or ashamed that I've bought a pot of Elf Skintone paint

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Mascara not good enough?

    2. Jon020

      Jon020

      ... they've got some lovely names haven't they ;-)

  11. Wizard of the Moor

    All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi

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    2. hornbyandbf3fan

      hornbyandbf3fan

      and they gave you a coke?

    3. Nelson Jackson

      Nelson Jackson

      Or a fanta?

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      You've been Tango'd

  12. Wizard of the Moor

    All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi

  13. Wizard of the Moor

    All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi

  14. Wizard of the Moor

    She said, "Don't give me no lies and keep your hands to yourself"

  15. Wizard of the Moor

    No one wants a class two tank engine at the end of their bed screaming

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Coke: it's the real thing.

  16. Wizard of the Moor

    No one wants a class two tank engine at the end of their bed screaming

  17. Wizard of the Moor

    Does anyone else have machine gun fire in the background whilst modelling?

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    2. John B

      John B

      Regular heavy artillery and machine gun fire coming from USMC Camp Pendleton, some 5+ miles distant across the valley! Glad I'm not closer..

    3. JCL

      JCL

      That wouldn't help me at all. We have avalanche bombs here, but at least they're done by 7:30am, well before I need to pick up a scalpel or glue stick.

    4. JCL

      JCL

      That wouldn't help me at all. We have avalanche bombs here, but at least they're done by 7:30am, well before I need to pick up a scalpel or glue stick.

  18. Wizard of the Moor

    Does anyone else have machine gun fire in the background whilst modelling?

  19. Wizard of the Moor

    The days of housekeepers making tea are over. We can't live in the Dark Ages!

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      "Ye've made your last cup of tea in this house....!"

  20. Wizard of the Moor

    Hear Nothing, See Nothing, Say Nothing. Still sounds fantastic 30 years on

  21. Wizard of the Moor

    Exciting landing at LBA last night. Not good when people are screaming and bracing for impact 5 miles out! Still, put me in the right frame of mind for Warley

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    2. New Haven Neil

      New Haven Neil

      Had few exciting ones there with Manx2. I hate being able to see thru the windscreen...but always look!

    3. New Haven Neil

      New Haven Neil

      Had few exciting ones there with Manx2. I hate being able to see thru the windscreen...but always look!

    4. steam-driven boy

      steam-driven boy

      and that was just the crew...

  22. Wizard of the Moor

    Headline in local paper: Fight Breaks Out at Boxing Match

  23. Wizard of the Moor

    MRJ and MEW delivered on the same day. Decisions, decisions...

  24. Wizard of the Moor

    If the river was whiskey and I was a diving duck

    1. Etched Pixels

      Etched Pixels

      I'd swim to the bottom and drink myself back up .. hic

       

  25. Wizard of the Moor

    No matter how many times it happens, the compressor cutting in while I'm airbrushing fair makes me keech ma'sel

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