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  1. Claude_Dreyfus

    I only went into Lidl for some tonic water...

     

    *Examines new pressure washer.*

     

    #curseofthemiddleaisle

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Sadly the decision was aided and abetted by Mrs Dreyfus...

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  2. Claude_Dreyfus

    I only went into Lidl for some tonic water...

     

    *Examines new pressure washer.*

     

    #curseofthemiddleaisle

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      A tragedy indeed, but we have definitely plenty of gin. Problem is it easily falls out of sequence...a bit like the 'Pimms Conundrum'; you either run out of Pimms or you have run out of lemonade. Disaster!  

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  3. Claude_Dreyfus

    It's Pancake Day, yes it's Pancake Day, yes it's P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P Pancake day!

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Not enough to put me off my dinner...

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  4. Boris

    made a nasty smell in the lift

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      That's what sprouts do to you...

  5. Captain Kernow

    Words, condemnation and anger are not enough for this - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-66947040

     

     

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      I saw this article earlier today. Words fail me. How terribly sad and unnecessary...

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  6. Hroth

    Who nicked our thunderstorm?

     

    We were promised one this afternoon, but all we have now is the possibility (26%) of light showers!

     

    S'not fair!!!  🙄

     

     

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      We had at least some of your thunder at lunchtime. I managed to avoid the accompanying rain, but my colleague didn't! #drownedrat...

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  7. sir douglas

    ever heard of operation London Bridge?

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Yes, but it won't apply. As she passed in Scotland, Operation Unicorn is in operation.  

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  8. Rowsley17D

    The Queen is dead. My she rest in peace and rise in glory.

     

    Long live the King!

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      RIP Ma'am

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  9. Captain Kernow

    Once again, Radio 3 is playing some arty farty modernistic crap, so I have been forced to get up out of my chair and switch the channel to Classic FM, who are currently playing Charpentier, much better.

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Its a bit like 'Modern Image' modelling really. Some 'modernistic' stuff is nearly 100 years old... I likes a bit of avant garde I does...

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  10. Rich Papper

    Am I the only one happy when my car ticks over 50000 miles and I can spend the next 50 naming 50s?

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      About 120 miles off from class 70 territory...

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  11. NGT6 1315

    How many people does a satellite dish feed, I wonder?

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Not sure, but I'm not sure they are too palatable...I don't you would get a very good reception trying to find out...

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  12. NGT6 1315

    Oshamambe Nights

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Halogen Days

  13. Spitfire2865

    Am I the only one in the world who prefered viewing desktop sites on mobile?

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      I have been hunting for the 'view desktop' option on the mobile option. It would be a shame if that wasn't available.

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  14. Claude_Dreyfus

    Just caught an advert for a new film. Apparently it is 'The Best Film of the Year'. Given we are only in January, it probably doesn't have a lot of competition thus far...

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      It's almost as stupid as declaring a film an 'Instant Classic'. I think history will be the judge of that...

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  15. NGT6 1315

    The Kraken

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      A Titan vs a Titan!

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  16. Sails

    Where are those new Hymeks?

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Hiding under the sofa?

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  17. bgman

    I am about to have a pasty made in Cornwall, as I normally consume real Devon made pasties are there any precautions I should take prior to consuming it ?

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Don't forget; jam on first

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  18. RJL

    RJL

    2b or not 2b that is the pencil.

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Said Hamlet to Ophelia,

      'Let me do a sketch of thee,

      But pray what pencil shall I use,

      2B or not 2B'...

       

      Spike Milligan.

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  19. 46444

    When the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea..

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Ah yes, but do Seagulls karate-kick Eagles fans? Actually....

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  20. Blackthorn

    The mandolin for slicing veggies and my fingers are not friends...good thing swmbo works at a pharmacy.

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Mrs Dreyfus lost a similar argument a couple of years ago...

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  21. Blackthorn

    The mandolin for slicing veggies and my fingers are not friends...good thing swmbo works at a pharmacy.

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

       

      Comes with a warning!

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  22. sem34090

    First Rule of new year: No one is to listen to ABBA or Scottish Music...

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Currently watching Madness on the television. A good way to start a new year.

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  23. NGT6 1315

    Happy Hogmanay one and all!

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Happy new year Dom.

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  24. sem34090

    Whenever life gets you down, Mr Sem , And things seem hard or tough, And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, And you feel that you've had quite enough - Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour.

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,

      'Cause there's ######-all down here on Earth!

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  25. 2mmMark

    Wondering if the ERG members will be making cardboard rolling stock?

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      Will they be using a plotter cutter?

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