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"Well that's excellent. Another great day for democracy in our country. This is Vincent Hanna, Country Gentleman's Pig Fertiliser Gazette, Dunny-on-the-Wold."
Horsetan
"We're fighting this election on issues, not personalities."
- And why is that?
"Because our candidate hasn't got a personality."
dseagull
Many sensible people respect your stance on asparagus, but what's all this extremist nonsense about abolishing slavery?
"Oh, we just put that in for a joke! See you next year!!"