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  1. SWT442

    Is anything internet based going to work properly for me today?

  2. SWT442

    So, where's all the videos on my YouTube channel?

  3. SWT442

    So, where's all the videos on my YouTube channel?

  4. SWT442

    I'm just sat here, wondering why King are singing about Oven Pride.

  5. SWT442

    I'm just sat here, wondering why King are singing about Oven Pride.

  6. SWT442

    Had a close one tonight! Black Horse with no reflective collar stood in the road during thick fog. Glad I was doing 10 under the limit, otherwise I'd have hit it!

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    2. BoD

      BoD

      What is the limit in the Black Horse car park?

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      It may not have been black, but a very very very very very very very very very very dark bay.

    4. SWT442

      SWT442

      Can't say I got a good look, the screech of tyres scared it off!

  7. SWT442

    Went out for a tug, it came.

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    2. SWT442

      SWT442

      It was all Red and shiny as well!

    3. KevinWalsh

      KevinWalsh

      Are you Boris in disguise?

    4. gridwatcher

      gridwatcher

      ....and blew up?

  8. SWT442

    is now on TOPS!

  9. SWT442

    So, the Class 56 gains a new livery. That means another Blue one in 2013 from Hornby

  10. SWT442

    SwiftCover: "best value insurance provider". Really? Explain why my car insurance just doubled.

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      That's "best value" compared to rivals. Not necessarily best value for you.

    2. SWT442

      SWT442

      That's actually worse than their rivals!

    3. Southernman46

      Southernman46

      Crap TV adverts cost money ??

  11. SWT442

    Almond Milk? Just because you got White stuff from nuts, doesn't mean it's milk.

    1. Debs.

      Debs.

      Tried-it; horrid.

    2. SWT442

      SWT442

      I don't doubt that!

    3. SWT442

      SWT442

      I don't understand why...

  12. SWT442

    Wonders if Windows Movie Maker was designed to work.

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    2. Churchill8F

      Churchill8F

      Sony Vegas is the way forward.

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Sony Vegas? Or Johnny Vegas?

    4. SWT442

      SWT442

      Got Vegas, vids don't work in it....

  13. SWT442

    Marmite on toast with cheese on top. Aww, yeah!

    1. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      Cheese on toast with marmite on top

  14. SWT442

    Damn One Stop, ID'd me for a Lottery ticket. I'm 21!

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    2. BlackRat

      BlackRat

      Make the most of it, it wont last! You will be knocking off years in the not to distant future! lol ;)

    3. halfwit

      halfwit

      I got ID'd couple of years back buying cider. I was 40... :-)

    4. SWT442

      SWT442

      I suppose that is a compliment!

  15. SWT442

    ######, that's me had for speeding!

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      And what were you clocked at?

    2. Trainshed Terry

      Trainshed Terry

      Was a flash or blue light on wheels

    3. SWT442

      SWT442

      Copper with a gun had me at 35 in a 30. Damn!

  16. SWT442

    Who steals a Renault badge when you're parked next to a Merc?

  17. SWT442

    Now, if I buy a kettle that's faulty, i'd throw it away and buy a new one...

  18. SWT442

    It'll never work...

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