Mikkel

Breaking: Did Russia influence Wishlist Poll?

Have job interveiw next week.

Mars is beginning to look attractive

Have found at least 20 news 'stories' that could be April fools. Says a lot about times in which we live that I can no longer tell the difference!

I hereby announce the North Sea "Kits for Bacon" Trade Agreement

I hereby announce the North Sea "Kits for Bacon" Trade Agreement

I hereby announce the North Sea "Kits for Bacon" Trade Agreement

I really wanted to Twoggle a Drangle but unfortunately there aren't any currently available, is there an alternative?

"Keep calm and carrion", said the vulture, unfazed.

Bedlam and Strife

The Citrus Grimace

I need an alter ego to back me up.

According to the royal mail my parcel needs collecting at an office in Ireland, not bad service considering I am in Brazil.

I see the Feds are busy investigating GWR wagon red.

Your assignment for tonight is to discuss the practical implications of Kiri-kin-tha's First Law of Metaphysics.

Teenage son just cooked chocolate milk and bananas in a frying pan. Feeling old.

I think I may have let slip my plans to rule the world!

The presidents brain is missing...

Has managed to identify a broken wire on my failed Well Tank. New wire ordered! Very pleased with my achievement.

The Additionals

CVs updated and uploaded. Job searches re-enabled. Back to normal then :-(

I'm shocked, that's what I am. Shocked and horrified. Shocked and disappointed. Shocked and let down. Shocked and not too happy about it. I've discovered that the 16XX class of cute little cutie pie pannier tank may not be universally adored. This is completely unacceptable. I demand a recount forthwith. With added sausages.

I really don't like the expression 'bookazine'.

There's an 8BA nut on the carpet..somewhere

The Great Western is a very solid line, and makes its progress in a solid style: doing some great things and many small, but all alike with the immovability of love.