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  1. Missing all those intellectual comments only Boris can deliver. Oh yes off to Staford tomorrow

  2. This winters dragging out, still 14 weeks and I'm off on holls, now where shall I go?

  3. Expecting to get called out to work at 03.00 tomorrow morning, not good, so off to bed.

    1. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      Didn't get a call at 03.00, got one at 01.00, 04.30, and 05.45, now cream crackered.

  4. Had a great weekend, finally got to have a good walk in the sunshine.

  5. Come on come on Hurry up Harry come on

    1. KevinWalsh

      KevinWalsh

      we're going down the pub

    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      No!, I don't want a cup of tea.

       

      Love the Shams

    3. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      Now, back from the pub

  6. Just had a message of my missing staff, one said he had to take his mother to hospital, and the other said he had gone out last night and got “bladdered”, guess which one is telling the truth?.

    1. halfwit

      halfwit

      One's a liar and one's unreliable. Plenty of other people out there that need a job.

    2. beast66606

      beast66606

      I've been drunk a few times and still got up and got the bus to work. I've not been off sick for over 23 years now, except one day when I was admitted to hospital during an install, but I was able to test the new system from my bed !

  7. Stuck at work, half my b**dy staff have not turned up, probably due to WBA playing at home

    1. steam-driven boy

      steam-driven boy

      here's a spare *, you seem to have run out. It's a poorer excuse as there's not a match on their fixture list http://www.wba.co.uk/page/Fixtures/0,,10366,00.html

    2. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      I stand correcting, they got knocked out!!!

    3. 0O00

      0O00

      Yes, bloomin Reading again! At least we can focus on the league!

  8. Hi all I am getting fan mail, I will answer you all when I get out of this place (work) latter, thanks Gary

  9. Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o' a grace As lang's my arm.

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    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      No, Irn-Bru. Brewed in Scotland...by Girrrrders.

       

    3. 46444

      46444

      Bottle of Buckfast? Now we're talking!

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Q: Whaddye get when ye connect with a boatle a' Buckfast?

       

      A: A Buckie coupling.

  10. Having a fed up few days, long hours at work, and dark nights, but I am sure you lot will cheer me up

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    2. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      I've been feeling a bit run down the last few days as well - occurred to me I hadn't been outdoors much, so I made a point of walking to town and back today. Still feel miserable though, so that obviously wasn't it.

    3. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      Barry, think you have hit the nail on the head. I like to get out walking, but the weathers been fowl every weekend since Xmass

    4. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      Just wrap up well and walk anyway it suprising how many things you can sort out in your head while walking

  11. well, all of the urban poetry, and lyrics posted on this forum, and the biggest response (22 comments) came from the works of the Macc Lads, I think we have found our cultural level.

    1. Barry Ten

      Barry Ten

      Not mine. At least when I was at uni they were considered non-pc in all the worst ways.

    2. halfwit

      halfwit

      Weren't they actually quite posh boys who went to a private school in Macclesfield? Saw them once playing on the back of a lorry being driven down Bedford High Street. A non-event from a bunch of chancers IIRC.

  12. She wore big knickers and she worked on't sewage farm.

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    2. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      Here we come, Mutley, Nobby, Stez Sticks, we drink boddingtons' bitter ands we smoke #6 .........

      Ay up we're the Macc Lads!

       

    3. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      Aye up my love, I've got a suggestion .......

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I think we've all got suggestions...

  13. Its national “fat day” and the most depressing day of the year, according to the news, better have a bacon sausage and egg butty to cheer myself up

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    2. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      Cheesy chips, now were in a completely different league of food here, doner kebab with chilly sauce?

    3. KevinWalsh

      KevinWalsh

      and extra jalepenos

    4. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      Forget the lot now, you have mentioned a form of chilli, its going to be Jalfrazi rice and a nan, and a few pints to wash it down with

  14. Tip. Holding the earth wire, while holding the mesh on your home made static grass applicator, makes you hair stand on end and not the grass

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      You're going for the Albert Einstein look, then?

  15. Good day. After three hours of searching (tidying), I found the workbench. Following that three pints of good ale followed by a Jalfrazi, all of witch is now the responsibility of Severn Trent water

    1. DonB

      DonB

      Notice seen in pub Gents,"you only rent our beer"

  16. The pre Xmas mayhem has caught up with me, and I have gone into my two day depression, and long for boxing day.

  17. Just finished my Xmas shopping, 6 bottles of red wine, a bottle of scotch, 24 cabs of larger and 24 bottles of German beer!

  18. What's on your mind? Here in the iron foundry, the iron is at 1500C and its -12C on the foundry floor, and folks say how lucky I am to work in a foundry in the winter.

  19. Just been outside for a recky, for a while I was worried that I wouldn’t get to the pub and curry house

  20. 369 members on line, I thought you would all be watching the highly talented contestants on the X factor

    1. KevinWalsh

      KevinWalsh

      I'd rather gargle battery acid and shave with typhoid mary's straight razor than watch that pile of guano

    2. Russ (mines a pint)

      Russ (mines a pint)

      thats how RMweb gets the record counts!

  21. Fed up. SWMBO wants to go Xmas shopping, now how to get out of that one, my leg hurts, whack, now the back of my head too

    1. 31A Driver

      31A Driver

      All my xmas shopping done. God bless the internet!

  22. Just had a look at my mates “news paper”, Wagners out of the X factor, and its a fix anyway, their all out of the Jungle, and Ann Whiticombs “crashed out” of strictly, is life worth living?

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Wagner does look like an extreme version of Bill Bailey. Maybe the two of them should get together....

  23. Has had, real ale, curry, and whisky, hic hic

    1. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      oh yes, and red wine

    2. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      In the curry stakes, you're way behind me....

    3. sixteen 12by 10s

      sixteen 12by 10s

      Trying my best to catch up, much to my other half's discussed, good night

  24. I am just going outside and may be some time

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