sixteen 12by 10s

Chaos on the West Midlands railways as Proof house Junction go's pop!

Just finished building a supa dupa computer, can't get near it though, the missus has been playing solitaire on it for 3 hours solid

Off to a hip and happening party tonight, the average age will be 65, rock on. If my mother plays any Max Bygraves, I’m off down the pub

Putting up the tree with the missus, its technical stuff, and I am in danger of having the pointy end shoved somewhere.

Just got back from a trip to Asda, the store had escalators that you took the trolley on, to stop runaway trolley’s they were fitted with an“anti roll-back”device.

SWMBO as “invited” me to go Christmas shopping tomorrow..........help!

Getting fed up of blue, suede, aliens every time I look at the tely, I thought Argos was an album by Wishbone Ash.

Today's work instructions..Bang head on brick wall, repeat until dead.

I have been awake long enough to realize I have made two mistakes today, getting out of bed, and coming to work.

Just read that NASA are sending a Rover to Mars, Hope the Rover is better than the 218 I had, Mars, at the best they can hope for is Llandudno before it chucks a leg out the bed

How many 14BA crank pins can you bost (brake) in one evening?

Just had an Interesting meeting, one of my “men” instead of using a step ladder, used a high stool to stand on, but fell off onto the Health and safety manager!

Just had one of those e mails from someone claiming to be Lloyds TSB, and asking for back details, the fraudster is now checking Richard Bingham's account.

A day at the exhibition, “did you make the layout yourself” “no it its straight out the box Hornby, cat number R345621” “really”

Can't find the Andy Y smoke effect tool anywhere in Photoshop, he must of used Gimp

once upon a time we used to play with our train sets, then the wicked paper witch caught up with us

Mr Gary has just said “pass me my cauldron please” there’s no hope

I would like to thank the thieves who have put the hacksaw through the jumper cables on 40012, I hope they spend the couple of quid they make out the scrap wisely

Playing a game today, where has Mr gary, left her mobile, all the normal places have been checked, the fridge, bred bin.......and the battery’s flat

Just held in my hand the holy grail of diesel photos, 10000 being cut up at Cashmore's Great Bridge.

we can spend some time together and go out, she said. Me thinks, SVR diesel gala, she says, take the rubbish to the council tip!

Been back of my hols for a week now, and still can't find an interest in anything

Saw a white tailed eagle today, first one for the year

Just seen the first xmas advert on the telly, fortunately, TV's are fitted with an off switch

Quite amused, in Wheeltappers, the topic on gas boilers is flagged “hot”