81C

Afternoon All Returning from the dog minding I started the car up and the information screen was blank I done a restart as the thing is a computer with no luck I was near army ground so it might have been a jammer I returned home and tried a reboot still no luck but at least the screen went off when I slammed the door oh good no flat battery later on. Went back to the car after an hour turned the ignition on and it lit up as normal at least its working now. Off to the solicitors today as the money grabber has become really untrustworthy a new will was drawn up she has no access to my estate now. HA HA Dinner time so onwards and upwards H. Rumpole (from SWMBO fame)

double post content deleted

Morning All first morning I've not had to dash off early I need to speak to Scottish Power their poxy meter reading page is a waste of time having to keep repeating the reading. A busy ahead off to the dog then back here asap to strip out the hallway its dirty rotten so that sugar soap will be used prior to painting its embarrassing when people enter the flat the previous owners must have been slobs to live in this filth I washed the walls the first day I was here but the dirt is embedded. My new Babe has started to call me first which is a good sign I've not had that happen before I'm hoping it's a good omen. Spose I better get on L.L. Bowen

And swilled it down with 2 bottles of Merlot .

I picked one up there's feck all in it, it's now in the recycling box now.

Afternoon All Dog duties again today a fence was put round the flower bed in the garden Sunday he was outside in the garden then he disappeared he had pulled the fence down got onto the flower bed dug himself a hole slid into it and folded his ears back and he was gone out of sight, the flower bed is large so when I found him I had to trick him out and fix the hole. Spent the next 2 hours in Wickes & B and Q Dulux don't do a brochure anymore a ~ickbrain in the Wickes store said you need to go on-line before you come to the store just then one of the old workers Peter came across and helped me out after awhile I had a coffee in Howdens Kitchens then into B&Q the lad on the paint count was helpful I came away with the colours he had recommended then grabbed a burger off the best burger van in the south of England. Must get on H.O.Mepaintin

Evening All Things are looking up on the lady front another Damsel in distress asked for my help in finding the "Railway Man " AKA Bob 81C I asked what her intentions were and we are now in serious conversation about heritage railways with chats about the many lines in the south of England and the dinning trains that run on the odd occasion serving fine food. Damsel in distress has been texting for the past 2 hours I'm in as they say. Enjoy tomorrow zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PM GDB

Afternoon All Final day of dealing with the slapped #rse I owed her £1050 as part payment towards the divorce her prat legal clerk asked for only £725 which I duly paid she said that I owed another £1050 having paid the £725 I said that amounted to £325 owing which I paid slapped #rse said its £350 she's off her trolley all ties have now been severed I will not mention her again sorry if I've p!ssed any-one off but I needed an outlet. I didn't mention Fridays Babe she is an absolute stunner and we are meeting for lunch next week with a romantic walk around one of the local lakes. Work has stalled on the flat I have the chap who done work on my last house coming to see me soon to see if he can help out. Onwards and upwards hope next week is good for you all Welland Truly-Elated

Evening All in the olden days the slapped #rse done the household accounts I let her do it to keep the peace but I did say don't keep overpaying the utility companies but she like to light up the house like Blackpool I spent every night once it had sloathed off to bed going round turning the damn things off I started to undo the screw bulbs so they wouldn't work in the end I gave in we left huge amounts on the electricity bill to cover her wastage of leaving all the lights on I didn't give it much thought but did have the payments reduced by 50 quid on the standing order once she had moved out I got a small refund as I would only have one bulb on at any one time I reckon her wastage amounted to 1K per year as I've just got a refund of £681for the final bill on the house and that was money I had managed to save, It will pay for the central heating repair bill I had last week with a new pump and radiator all that money down the pan for her pigheadedness you can't make it up. Neil I've had a Biker bird chase me on the dating forum she's the size of a house she makes big machines look the size of a monkey bikes and I bet she can crack walnuts with her belly button. I've also see some of the biker birds at the Ace café in London slug it out with the men when I was very young the men always lost.!!!. Mike the gates are always open there very early to let some of the traders in I normally get there just after 9:30 when the kids have just finished their football on the field and all the big 4X4 truck jobbies cart them out the gate and free up the spaces. Onwards and upwards hope to see those of you who are going to Alton tomorrow. Adios.

Afternoon All I felt better the minute my new lady friend walking into the café this morning, she is very much up on the world of cars she was agog as I know the chap who builds the McLaren FI front wings, our time together whizzed by so we agreed to meet up for lunch and continue our conversation. Oddly enough when driving home I started to feel tired again got back indoors had something to eat then fell asleep I'm hoping its cleared as I feel OK now. I like the Moped Neil is it the wives one. I must agree with Baz about Boeing they are the only aircraft to go technical when I've travelled on them never been on a duff Airbus or other makes De-Havilland, Vickers, BAE. Spose I better get on and do something enjoy what's left of it. I. V. Ebindozin

Morning All GD Bob I feel the same as you at the moment I think a phone call in the morning would be a good Idea about the 8:30 mark, I'm wondering about going out today I'll have another shower as I'm hot and a TT that might help it's a bit wiffy here at the moment. Laters All

Evening All Wot no interesting wheelie bin chatter tonight that's disappointing, gone back to talking about the amber ale p!ss. Bit of a nothing day today done the dog he was good as good and he's cocking his leg properly that's a sign if him maturing he is however p!ssing down his front legs instead of on his paws. Tomorrow a Fair Lady of Maidenhead will be partaking a latte with me in an out of the way village in Berkshires, I will have to be careful the slapped #rse is on the prowl as I caught her out with her little man no doubt wants retribution the only person who knows about this doll is my older sister. My youngest is in Cuba and didn't feel a thing with the earth quake the in laws town didn't get a scratch or a lose brick anywhere. I'm crackered living in the centre of town now I don't use the car. Peeps time off to bed with ---------------------------------------- a Jack Reacher book Paging my mate Bob are still going to Alton Saturday

Evening All Nice day but cold, dog behaved, shopping done in Horrorsons I can shop there all in 15 minutes it takes that to find a member of staff in Waineburys worse than Chavda. I'm wondering weather to go to Alton show or not all it takes is for one person to cough his ring up who's got the lurgi and spread the flu to everyone. BiL coming tomorrow to assist in moving some furniture in the bedroom I could get a second double in there why do they make bedrooms in flats so big I should have used that one for the mancave. Peeps time night all

I suppose I'd better get my #rse into gear if I want to go to Alton next week I'm hoping the trip out won't be affected by Lady Woking I don't think she will want to do things as she will need to take it easy after a bout of pneumonia she is still in hospital and might be out Tuesday fingers crossed. Gottha Jitters

Do yourself a favor Baz and ditched that bunch of Feckwits like I did a few years ago I never come across such a useless lot in all my born days.

Morning All damp and horrible here Been up early and got on with some chores I can't wait to get a dishwasher, to be fair to the neighbours there is an agreeable curfew for noise at the weekend so the washing machine will go on now. Still no new from Woking yet, only a holiday snap of her on Facebook last night, small mercies I suppose. I hope next week will improve all round I don't want another bout of turmoil that I had last year when trying to deal with the slapped #rse day in day out. Onward and upwards Harry N'Sengeorge. This guy always cheers me up as he has started to behave 9 months old now.

Afternoon All Had a bit of a shock yesterday I spoke to Lady Woking via text at 6am yesterday morning she told me an emergency doctor was on the way to the house then it all went quiet for the next 12 hours I was wondering who was ill her daughter or herself the usual thing you do is try and get on with things with one eye on the phone, at about 6:30 pm the phoned pinged it turns out my sweetheart has Kneemoania and she is bed bound at The Mid Surrey Hospital in an ICU bed I was relived that I'd heard something but it was another shock to hear she was pretty poorly I was right to sit tight as they don't let anyone into ICU ward unless you are family, today was going to be the first Saturday I was going to be otherwise engaged which hasn't happened for a few months I will be with her once she has been released, just my luck it don't get any better. I was cheered up today when I bumped into the slapped #rses boy friend in Horrorsons he ran off , I drove by where IT lives they were both standing on the front garden they see me pull up and both of them ran off what a wuss she has ended up with no doubt she bosses him around I wonder if he enjoys her bad breath, stinking armpits and p!ssy crutch he's welcome to her and her smells. With my ups and downs this week I'd better get on and do something enjoy your weekend. Welland Truly-Brassedoff

afternoon All Woke up late after Ms. America took the wind out of my sails last night she is a fun woman to be with, we had dinner in the Bear at Esher and back to her house for coffee, I've been invited back there for dinner and an evening on the sofa Saturday. I had the heating pack up yesterday fortunately my plumber had just finished a job and was with me in 15 minutes a new pump and a new rad needed as the bloody thing had a pin hole in it, even getting a cheap labour rate it still cost me £250 I got to Zeus late today as well he was pleased that I had turned up to feed him his dinner then played football with him for a while. he got bored with that I gave him his pigs ear to munch on it should keep he amused till his mum gets in. Back in the flat I've still got to advise some services of my change of address all the one's on-line have been done it's a ball ache wait for the phone to be answered I've left messages with various robots for a call back. better get on S. Till-doinitt The little feller has grown some more.

Morning All A white car in the parking lot this morning. 1 more sleep left before I meet my new woman on a proper date we chatted this morning already so it's set me up for the day for being happy , I can still feel the eyes of the slapped #rse looking over me , my black dog is Zeus I've not got to see to him for a few days my daughter is off duty he was happy to see me yesterday I got the full licky licky treatment. I restored my car back to it's original colour yesterday yes it's still maroon and not camo' grey, let them get too dirty and they blend into the background that's when the blind feckwits crash into you. Driving back from my daughters house I notice skid marks in the road and a big heavy metal security fence smashed to buqqery whoever was in the car went to hospital it hit the fence about 3 feet up having come over a brow of a hill the road veers off to the left it must have been airborne for at least 20-30 feet, the driver must have been drunk no doubt, the cupid stunt. Spose I better get on glad to hear our "old mucker" Chris is on the mend. Al Gooey Btw Mr. T.H. get yourself a Ford with a climate pack fitted the car will defrost in the time it takes you to scrap the frost off the rear window nice this time of year with the heated seats.

Evening peeps Another busy day laundry, coffee date which lasted 3hrs, dog visit, car wash it had turned grey so I thought it could do with a wash, a cup of coffee when I got in and Ms. America phoned 1.5hrs chatting about todays events she started her new job today and our date on Wednesday, dinner, now here at 7:15 and another pile of laundry to go in first thing tomorrow. My show buddy is not attending Eastleigh so Saturday I will preen myself early for another dinner date with Ms. America she is cooking for me on Saturday evening at her home . Tomorrow the tiles in the kitchen will make their way to the dustbin I'm feed up looking at them and the noise of that will mask the drilling required to put a blind up at the window bought ready cut to size, 6 hole and 10 minutes with a screwdriver and job's done bit of a pain I have to get permission to drill holes in the wall and it costs an admin fee every time I ask. I searched high and low for a pair of De-Walt safety glasses ended up buying a new pair and a fat Max folding Stanley knife I got feed up with the blade falling out of a 30 year old one. So its onwards and upwards and prep the kitchen for a smashing time. S. Mashitt- Ancrashitt

Evening All Been texting all day to lady Woking has extended our dates she has invited me to dinner Saturday even had a choice of menu she is clearly a loving woman and wants to please me. I managed to empty 5 more boxes today one of paperwork 2 of kitchen items I nick nacks and some clothing in another LW said she would like to help nothing would get done if she turned up here. Laundry , haircut , coffee date and Zeus tomorrow and Lady W in the evening . I'm retired and have no time to myself must try harder to become lazy. Washing up to do then TV Slipta A Length

Morning afternoon All I clicked on at 7:45 and the phone went it was Lady Woking wanting my attention she had been on since 5:30 getting worried I would not answer she openly admitted she had fallen head over heals bless her she is an American are the women Stateside like that, not bad 5 hours on and off texting most of the morning she finally rang off having to taken a daughter somewhere, as well as 5 hours last night . She said she wanted to go and have a romantic dinner somewhere so I booked Raymond Blanc's place near to where she lives my daughter sometimes manages this restaurant when they are short staffed she likes it there having trained there when she first started to work for that company. I'd better do something as there is a bit of respite from the phone going off, I did tell her I was a railway buff and she was pleased I had a hobby she said she would like to tag along if the chaps didn't mind. Back Later glad Sherry is on the moved , C.A. Sanova

Afternoon All Sorry about your news Dave yesterday a late call was made on Zeus there were no lights on I had the full Stealth attack and the growling as he pinned me to the floor when I shouted at him he realise it was me still pinned to the floor I got the licking of my life stupid dog still he stopped me in my tracks pity any poor sod that goes into that house and doesn't know he is there I can only image that they would sh!t themselves . I'm waiting for a new friend to call Ms. America who lives in Woking started chatting in the early hours when I was up at 5am for pain killers I was waiting for them to take effect I was looking on one of the dating forums she had only just finished work and spotted me on there, oh dear just got off the phone I have a date . Dinner time Maximus Porkus

Evening All Had a nice day out with Czech Chick got back and checked on Zeus odd all the lights were out by the time I got the phone lamp to work stealth dog bounded out of the shadows and knocked me for six still only doing his job, a fuse had tripped so I looked round and found nothing the house has been re-wired 6 months ago by the chap doing my flat shortly. I hope Sherry is well on the mend and Mr. Sick Note Chrisf get yourself some Benylin Mucus it cleared my cough up in a week. Tonight I'm having a look at a new dating site having secured one date I might as well keep my hand in and check out some more. Must get on not been here all-day thing need to be done. Chick Checker ESQ