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Evening all Glad to hear you are on the mend Sherry please do rest up and keep calm. Bit late today there is only one thing that can get me off here and that's my lady friends Czech girl is being whisked off to Portsmouth tomorrow, I'm having lunch Saturday with Blondie. I went round the local Sainsburys today what pretty p!ss poor store even the staff don't know where things are I ended up asking the shoppers I either make more visits or keep going to Horrorsons . Off to watch Train Truckers it's not one I have seen. Y. Obbo

Fingers crossed for Cherry, Ian been there myself it's not nice on your back and you can't really move without setting the alarms off give here our love mate and stay chilled. Any-one going to the Eastleigh show next week ? I hope to be there if GDB puts in an appearance it was a good show last year even "The Tie" was there. It turns out Zeus had a different flavoured food today that's why it was throw around the kitchen, I remember my GSD many years ago had something different from his normal Pedigree Chum he would not eat the other stuff it sat in his bowl for days fussy bloody animals. Night All

Afternoon All I got a call very early to go and see to Zeus they have a cctv in the house to check on him the buqqer has ripped up the lounge carpet and spread his morning meal all round the kitchen floor I cleared the mess and shot off to meet Lady Basingstoke, what a bore she was didn't say much just like the slapped #rse I can't be done with that sort of woman. I went back to the dog he had ripped up even more carpet my daughter will hit the roof when she gets in tonight, I re-tidied everything and cleared the second lot of food up 5 minutes down the line he had done it all again while I was filling in a hole in he had just dug in the garden I think his days are numbered I left the 3rd lot of mess so they could see what he had been up to. Must get on Carp I. Tright.

Afternoon All Virgin Media done it's usual, a conversation with the call center in India I could not understand a bloody word Mr. Gupta said I kept telling him to slow down they must be on bonus on customers numbers spoken too, Bloody blimmy memsahib. Howdens kitchen planner was here today she said what a nice flat it is, will be better once all the work has been done just a lick of paint would improve things the white ceilings are grey. Onwards and upwards I suppose there is no let up until the work is complete I am calling in favours for the painting I'm going to have a painting party soon, if the flat doesn't get painted we can get p!ssed instead. I've a very attractive lady for a coffee date tomorrow better iron a shirt and trousers and polish the shoes. Caffeine is called for its been a long day again. Maxwell Haus

Morning All Patchy sky cold breeze One lot of laundry in, the bedding I shall do battle later with the duvet leaving it out to air, I have bought a new bedding set I'll put that through the wash before using it. The monster dog will be taken care of mid-day I'm feeding him so he behaves himself up to that point it also when he gets shoved off out into the garden once he starts rough play. This week is my day out with Czech the girlfriend she wants to go to Portsmouth, OK by me I've not been up the Spinnaker Tower yet still it's her choice for a day out any-one know of a decent restaurant down that way. Better get on lots to do today H. Arassed Yippee my emoji's are now working they have had a hissy fit since last Wednesday

Evening All More boxes emptied and a home found for the contents man cave re-arranged and made more space to get some of the railway stuff out of the lounge and into the cave at least I can now close all the doors, laundry tidied away more to do tomorrow and repaired a broke sink chain to get rid of the string holding it together some people are heathens the way they live. A made to measure roller blind was ordered for the kitchen window @ 42 quid, it's £200 to do the other 3 windows with ready made venetian blind in an oak finish. Still it's time for tv and a drink I shall be watching Vera tonight. B. Oxwatcha

Morning All Blue sky with clouds Up early started to yawn and went back fell out at 10 after another two hours, seems to be a habit on Sundays, I'm still trying to get things straight around the flat tidy one bit and mess up a clean bit I need to start throwing stuff out if there is no home for it when I get my shed key more boxes can go down there to be stored. Chrisf get a large Benylin Mucus it cleared my muck and 4 boxes of balm tissues to wipe the snout you will need them. Better get on as more bacon rolls will be done for lunch Yum Yum S. T. Illpigginoutt

Evening All I wanted a £2.50 t key off ebay easier said than done should have taken 3 minutes had to change the address on ebay & pay pal, change all the cards details for both and google pay, disarm the autofill and reload it with the correct details Google shut me down twice for security checks, the g-mail account got shut down for more bloody security checks the phone was going mad with security codes must have taken at least an hour, no easy fix when you move home for on-line buying I must have done 30 suppliers including the likes of Screwfix still it's all done apart from B and Q their on-line is carp and they never answer the bloody phone. G.R.Eatfunn

I though todays chores had finished there is a stroll 100yards up the road to the post box to send back previous owners mail any more will go in the bin if the postman wont take it the old girl has not lived her for the past year I would have thought nupperty relatives would have sorted it by now. and the Virgin modem is to go to the courier counter in a shop just round the corner which is to go back. I'm sitting here thinking this magnolia paint on the walls must go soon, it's one of slapped #rses favorite colours the same colour as her skin where she didn't wash for days on end. \Must get on. H. Ardworker

I didn't know Chrisf was green. :-) Morning All I was going with GDB today and gave it a miss, I've so much work clearing all the full packing boxes into where the stuff should go or into the pile of do later when the kitchen finished. I'm getting cheesed off as I've no leisure planned till next week good thing is no slapped #rse so I can sleep soundly. What a poxed up DVLA website that is keeps jumping on pages and you have to start again 4 attempts to change driving licence address, the V5 goes back for renewal, managed to do the Green Flag for my membership change of address, also John Lewis , Cooper of Stortford and a few more. nightmare ones DVLA, South East Electric, Southern Water. Off to do lunch Bacon Rolls YUM, have a good one P.Igmuncher

I could see Zeus rounding up sheep he would leave them in a pile to snack on later. :-)

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Afternoon All bright and sunny all morning I realized how late it was when GDB phoned me at mid-day I'm still emptying boxes of stuff, I'm sorting out the mancave today not got very far apart from making room to get through the door I've filled 4 wheelie bins up with rubbish the amount of sh!te and rubbish the A-holes left filled one and 3 for recycling wrapping paper and boxes that are not being returned to the removers. Lady Reading is after me must go. Have a good one M.Overnshaker

Greetings The Dog made me laugh he hates the rain but stayed out when it p!ssed down he finally came in I tried to dry him off with a towel he snatched that out of my hands and off he ran no doubt the towel will be in shreds when my daughter gets home later, I went to the bank to see about a savings account the young lady explained every thing and I came home and done it all on line then transferred the money, one thing I notice she had her legs crossed and was swing around on her chair displaying her crutch to me. E. Yeswideopen :-)

Morning All cloudy but not cold Now Im in my new home I must start getting into a routine apart from being Knackered from the move Im still getting up early and making most of the day, yesterday I lost a cheque book and got it cancelled just in case I found it this morning sods law, I got some equity with the sale so Im off to the bank to sort out an ISA or similar to stash the cash and make extra wonga. Its off to see the dog after lunch to let him out for his business and play with him for an hour or should I say get battered by him he wasn't to bad yesterday my nice clean hoodie covered in paw makes the woman in the bank commented about the ones on my shoulders she was supprised how big he was. better get on L Rothchilds

Talking of dogs I have one of my own to worry about he's started to rip the carpet up my daughter said she has had enough of the damage I think he will be consigned to the garden and a big kennel. he was digging the flower beds up today .

Greeting earthlings The p!ss taking re-commences Im back just got everything up and running with BT I had to switch over from Virgin the move went well its just blooody tiring constantly looking for stuff even thou the boxes were marked with the contents, I just had a tv licence bill of £7.50 not bad. HH I'd thought you would use a Biffa skip truck to carry all your fodder around . :-) Back later A Moover

Morning All sunny but bloody cold I've been packing again and packing and packing I can't believe the amount of sh!t the slapped one has collected over the years I resorted to bring a wheelie bin into the kitchen and just turning the cupboards out straight into it, the #itch will be moving her stuff out tomorrow so wont get in my way Monday. I stood in the flat yesterday and had a good look round I was going to get the carpets cleaned and said sod it buy new ones along with a kitchen and the bathroom Howdens have a good deal at the moment on kitchens so a couple of grand will be saved by buying it now, Wickes have bathroom stuff cheap and Tops tiles have a sale so I stand to save 4K. Sorry got to dash back later.

Try a Britarse water filter system, Zeus prefers that or will only drink water fresh out of the tap once the chlorine has dissipated. Tap water gives me a guts ache it's disgusting stuff a bit like Bob's C N d P, I give European wine's a wide berth drinking only stuff from English vineyards these days. Welland Trulipissed

Afternoon All Happy birthday Mike , The weather sorry didn't look today. I've been running round like a blue #rse fly, talking of #rses I texted the slapped one to say she needs to get her post redirecting form filled in and sent in by today all I got back was a Kevin mode "I know" I said I was trying to be helpful you sh!t bag get a life. I spent most of the day at the flat measuring and planning what goes where so yes it will all fit in god knows what I'm going to do with all the railway stuff just leave it in a stack till I can deal with it. SiL was impressed with the size of the flat I should be able to have decent size parties there slapped #rse never liked parties, she it bought a maisonette which I looked at, an Ideal place to kill cats. Chatted to Blondie today she is checking on here baby sitting chores and we are on the razzle later next week same goes for Lady Hazelmere out for a posh dinner I hope. I can see Les Dawson doing his stuff when Debs mentions Webbing. It's dinner time I wonder what box is going to go ding tonight, must get on S.T Arhvin.

Morning Peeps I got on early today including a visit to Horrorsons for the weekly shop Bought some extra stuff like Britarse filters now the #itch has gone for good the dopey ##w was using them weekly @ £6 a pop she said the water tasted funny total head case and she has never stopped being one. I just sat down with a coffee I see an alert from a dating site another brainless article from Thurso 683 miles away wants to meet up with me for a date. Still looking forward to the company of Zeus overnight (NOT) I wonder what wounds I will be left with in the morning. Better do some lunch Happy New Year everyone Dec Kadeover

Afternoon all Today I made an all out effort to pack up the kitchen apart from a few Items being used. I had some nice conversations today Blondie and Lady Hazelmere, then wrote to several bimbo's from one of the dating forums to go forth they are a pain this site is not very good at spotting them. Tomorrow will be an all out attack on the garage to finish that off and I'm good to go. Phil your mate Reg was out from dawn till dusk or later cleaning the 3 cars they own he grinned ever time someone looked at him the bloke is a total fruit cake, silly thing was he done them last week and they have not been used. In the evening I'm having a sleep over to mind the big dog, he has an anti bark muzzle which will go on when I go up to bed some sitters say he howls but I've never heard him last night I went to feed him and let him out for 1's & 2'S he started to climb the fence the new neighbours have a dog he would like to silence I stopped him from going over the top 2.1 metre's high easy peasy for him. I'm have a break from packing and will watch some sh!te on TV I feel a snooze coming on. B. Woodhouse

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Morning All cold and damp I went to bed a 9pm couldn't keep the lids up, woke at 1:30 coughing my brains out, hot milk and paracetamol followed by a belt of cough mixture and all was well, woke again at 8am had a coffee tidied up the mess I left in the kitchen tidied up the packed boxes a while ago and stopped by here for a while, the lids are dropping again so I'm getting back under the duvet. Night All Zed Lister

I still feel like Shite since last week but keep pushing to get on with it 6 boxes of kitchen stuff packed 3 were of tinned food at leas I have managed to get moving today. Same again tomorrow no doubt still no sign of the slapped #rse which is a god send and blondie has kept up the chatting today. All quiet from Sutt Towers her Bossness must have tied him in the chair to stop the self inflicting of wounds to himself. I'm going to watch telly till I drop maybe a bit of supper too I've had no dinner and no hunger pangs all day. Chou