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Sh!t day, nuff said, PAH, feck, damn and bum. I.M. Pisstoff.

Jig saw blades are termed up stroke or down stroke, up stoke are the standard use ones where as the down stoke are for cutting kitchen work tops and coated panels you can see where you are cutting these blades have a tendency to wander of their own accord so it's best to use the correct one's, you don't need to turn the work just buy the correct blades unless you are a tight #rse.

Tony that is the way you put the blade in north to the front like north lights on a roof, a draw saw has the blades the other way round . Simples

Morning All Up early to get on with the laundry, last night I made another date with my dear Czech lady I mentioned going for a meal at a pub where she lives she seems very enthusiastic about it we would need to book this time of year I'm waiting for here to tell me what day she would like to go. Someone mentioned decorations the only stuff I will be putting up is paint if the sale goes through next week I was at the lounge/common room at the flats last night I was invited to a finger buffet it was a fishy affair as every item of food had prawns draped on top the food was vey nice and I indulged in a glass of wine spending most of the evening with 2 ladies wanting to know all about me. I've more packing to do so up an atom, enjoy your day. A. Pickford

Morning All It's hissing down has been for a while Well done Smiffy you are now an official member of the "Injure one's self GDB club" your title has been granted and you should use with pride (no not that one) welcome to the gang GDS you deserve it with that damage. A woman asked me to Skype her this morning I hope she's not a Jerker . I'm off to Specksavers to get the hearing aids sorted a bit fell off and was lost the other one is like wearing an ear plug. I'm going to a party tonight at the flats I'm moving too several ladies there have made a move on me Oh eck, Better get on it's lunch time enjoy the rain B Crosby

Had a shock tonight I had a woman on the dating site wanting to chat when I opened the page I had one hell of a fright the poor woman was seriously ugly she was certainly at the back of the queue when the looks were given out, page was deleted pronto. It's 10:40 I'm off to bed the lids are having trouble staying in the raised position. Goodnight All

Afternoon All After a hectic morning of phone calls it looks as if I could be moving next Friday the slapped #rse is being un co-operative when I tried to speak to it on the phone earlier nothing new there the nasty #####. I used the park and ride in Guildford to meet up with my Czech friend she was very nice although we did struggle to understand each other but once we got going things were OK I will put a lot of what was said on the email to her tomorrow, I'm working where to go for lunch next week if I have time, the down side is she lives with her daughter and family but I still think she is worth pursuing . Looks like an early dinner tonight nothing to eat all day I had one small bit of welsh rabbit. Enjoy the rest of it Casa'

That's good news I hope they have kept up the quality.

Morning All The sun is trying to appear. Nothing to do today apart from packing odds and ends whatever they are, slapped #rse has taken the loo roll holder and my loo rolls a quick root through all the new packing boxes found the holder it's back in the bathroom. Reg across the road started to put his Xmas lights up Friday morning the buffoon was still out in the cold 11pm last night messing with them. Coffee time enjoy your day. N.Estles

Bless the dear woman her 5th email divulged a coffee house in Guildford with a time and date the Dearheart even managed to multi-task and give me her phone number at the same time, this is going to be fun I hope we can hit it off she might last till after Xmas and I do have a fall back in place from Reading we will be enjoying each others company Saturday next week. Another one of my ladies mailed me tonight she want to get involved but not until the divorce is absolute which is a shame, she does it for me. BTW GDB = Grand Disaster Bob GDR= Grand Disaster Rick I'm just as bad that bloody dog had me over three times this week. Rock On All

Ricks new name GDR

Afternoon All My Czech friend has sent me another massage (message), I have asked her to choose a coffee house in Guildford where we can meet tomorrow and would she give me her phone number it's been silent for 3 hours I wonder if I should have spoken to her in Crabtree or Stanley Unwin language.

Back home having check the other flat out, the dirty B'stard had had a tom tit just before I got there the place was a sh!t hole the entire block was dirty parking was a joke I couldn't get out quick enough. A visit to the flat I'm buying revealed the roof had been repaired earlier this morning, absolutely brilliant only took them a month to action the complaint. I will get on with my day.

Morning All Overcast and dull I'm off to look at another flat I'm getting fed up with the inactions of the freeholders of the flat I'm buying the roof repair has gone from Wednesday to Saturday without being informed the estate manager has small man syndrome coupled with being a total #rse'ole he is a nightmare to deal with and not loose your temper in the process once I've done the viewing I will visit to see if the roof has been repaired if not I will be onto someone more senior to ask what the hell is going on it's totally f'ed up the move date we could have completed yesterday. A Czech Lady has asked for a date next week it has been difficult to talk to her with her command of English not being very good I'm getting there. Better get on things to do enjoy your weekend I. Datamenni

Evening All Where did the day go spent 6 hours with the dog today he was happy until I started to pull his lips up at the side he growled then snapped I was waiting for it he got a tap on the nose for the growl I tried it again with no growl he's a quick learner. Slapped #rse summonsed me to attend a meeting via a daughter she went into one about not sending money to her Divorce solicitor I asked for an invoice and didn't get one and I had not replied to a questionnaire from the I didn't get that asked why she used these bunch of Hunts as you seem to attract that type of person even your boyfriend is one she left the house steaming. Just got a lovely email from a new lady friend setting up a date for next week. a replacement for Fag Ash Lil from earlier in the week. TV beckons enjoy your weekend I.M.Swooning GDB don't forget your pudding bowl.

Don't you just love Solicitors you get an email from them stating please see the attachments, what bloody attachments.

Morning All I was out early to drop a neighbours son in Aldershot the lack of local buses and routes means a 10 minute car journey takes an hour on the bus he was sitting his HGV theory test which he passed came back after collecting him later via the flat to see the estate manager some good news about the roof they are fixing it tomorrow, I've the contract sitting here to be sign that can go back to the Solicitors Monday, slapped #rse will be pleased but the new year is a more realistic date to move the 23rd was possible and words like take the p!ss were mentioned I doubt if the removal company would want to do it then (they can't). Must get on enjoy your day A Cabbie Stop Press just found a lady who does stewarding on mainline steam.

What a load of carp those 3 are almost as bad as a bunch of Morris dancers in their cabbage suits.

Evening All The dog walking was uneventful today when most of the other walker see the nutter and they turn off track I do the same paths criss cross these woods so it's easy to avoid other dogs. Here is a few photo's from this morning's walk 1+2. Zeus guarding the fence you can see how his legs are developing , 3 doing the washing up, 4 that's the steam off a big dump he had in the woods now 7 months old and only half his fully grown size you can just see his muzzle in this shot, spot the squirrel.

Morning All Thick fog slowly burning off Yesterday was a bit of a disaster I went A over B on a tree root in the woods Zeus came to my aid and licked my face I used him to help myself get up I ended up with a graze on the hand, coming out of the woods we encountered another dog walker I had Zeus between my legs to hold him down the other dog barked back at his Zeus jumped back knocking me off my feet and I ended up flat on my back on the pavement lucky for me I had a heavy padded Skillet on but I did bash an elbow, again I got licked and he stood still so I could pull myself up when we arrived back home Zeus started licking my elbow I had broken the skin and it was p!ssing blood again Zeus licked the wound clean then licked my face as if to say all better now that dog is a laugh a minute. On to the afternoon's date she was a disappointment her perfume was essences of ashtray her hair was a mess the photo she had posted was about 10 years out of date then she wanted me to stand out in the cold with her so she could have a fag with that I said cheerio I'm off, I'm waiting for someone else to call me so all is not lost. It's doggy day again today extra padding will be worn, tomorrow I'm off to an evening party at the block of flats I'm moving to it should be a pleasant affair having only met only some of the residence there on my last visit to the common room. Enjoy your day if you get cold visit a Premier Inn they have a habit of catching on fire. G. Fawkes

Afternoon All Went out the front door at 8am this morning the car said it was 0-C hit the Climate button and it was frost free in a minute flat put the seat heater on as well while I wiped the condensation off some of the windows and mirrors and safely drove off down the road with a warm butt. Slapped #rse was here while I was out she wants to know why have I written her name wrong, Jacqui instead of Jacky I said I had not that is someone else that will p!ss her off no doubt I will get the remarks about having phantom friends again. I have a date tomorrow with the new lady I can't wait so I will start getting things ready as it is a dash home from the dog to get changed and off out with this new darling soon after. I noticed Debs is warming the AWL up I wonder who is going to mention the word "railway" first. DOH. Enjoy your day and stay warm it was taters walk round the damp woodland this morning he didn't pull much having taken a new route he was unsure of. W.O. R'nout

I wouldn't mind a nibble.

Bob has got a date with a very attractive lady, we spoke about nice things on the phone for nearly 2 hours. Lunch beckons Juan Sheet.

Dudds doesn't Sherry complain about all your flying antics. Morning All Yes I've had my turn riding in a hurt van with the blues and twos going 20 years ago the chest pains were a mild Heart attack, I had some pains Thursday plenty of deep breaths and some aspirin with my feet up on the bed I was OK an hour later stress no doubt over all the agro' of buying this flat. Last night another lady contacted me through the dating site I'm awaiting a reply fingers cross she is extremely attractive. Must get on enjoy your day Dick. Y. Ticker

Evening All I like your aero plane Debs looks like fun, is the reg' G-A. W. L . Happy tonight I have touched first base with a new female friend from the dating forum. Better dash must clear the dinner things away before sitting down in front of the telly.