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Morning All I looked out to see all the wheelie bin out I had to get up and put mine out sh!t, damn and blast. Today I've planned packing, packing and packing as well as some more packing it's the wrapping up of all the glasses that's p!ssing me off, slapped #rse has assumed what she don't want I will have I've filled up one of her display cases of stuff she has dumped on me. Later I will try and catch up with the BRM mags there's 2 unread better read them soon I might lose the internet for a while when moving even thou I've BT coming the day I do move. Blondie was texting again last night she seems keen and she was checking my profile out on the dating forum at 3:30 am today. Must get on enjoy your day Kerry Packer. Avid viewing for dog lovers https://imgur.com/gallery/nrlIog9

I had a gilet when I worked heavy duty job that was 10 years ago it's still going strong if a bit tight the new one good quality from Millets cost a bomb but it does the job and keeps you warm it waterproof as well worth spending a bit more in the long run. BTW Phil your mate Reg across the road has outdone everyone with the Xmas light it must be the worst display I ever seen. Night All W.W. Winkie

You certainly don't need them I had the same problem and you know how volatile I am sometimes, I'm on the old fashion tabs pre statin carp Fenofibrate does the same job. I've never been higher than 4.7 to 5 one of the quacks said I should have a reading of 2.8 I told him the only way that would happen if you drained the blood out of me. I don't think it wise for you to start super gluing your cut we all know you will end up sticking hands together . Afternoon campers Weather stayed dry long enough to walk the mad dog he was as good as gold today he did give me a sheepish look when I let myself in when we went out he was muzzled up the new neighbour said #ucking hell is he that bad I said no come and stroke him I had a surprise this morning Blondie text me to say she could not get through the past few days, the masts round here are giving trouble at the moment we had a nice chat she is away to relatives in the New Forest she will call when she returns Lady Horsell will be ditched soon she was about as exciting as a slab of dried up clay and she reminded me of that odious creature I once had the misfortune of living with, never judge a book by it's cover as the old wives tale goes. Enjoy the rest of it I.M.Porkinit Have a peek at this https://imgur.com/gallery/nrlIog9

People on about cuddling dogs Zeus cuddled me then had a game of snapping his teeth, jumping on me, tried to tear the watch off my wrist, whacked me in the eye with one of his huge paws, tug of war with a rubber ring he climbed on my back while I was standing up he's like a bloody monkey with some of his stunts the list is endless I gave up at 7:30 and came home bruised and battered and seriously thinking about not looking after him again, he was with my Sil all day yesterday which is normally bad news for me the following day. More new on the women front had about 6 scammers the past few days spent some time sorting that out just now. Now Xmas is over it's back to the packing. I.M. Pickfords

Morning Campers Good old English weather out there Did anyone ride on the Jacobite Express last night on TV, it ran the full length of the line F/William to Mallaig It helped pass the time, every bodies mate Dick Riley was driving. Well done GDB you do that every year. Off to get maimed myself with the dog today I'm sure he will have me A over B a few times. enjoy your day Y. Esidid.

It's not punctured he's big enough to pick them in his mouth eight months old now.

Morning All Bright and cold Done breakfast, greeted Lady Horsell she sounds on good form I have an invite at last it's a Christmas surprise and wont tell what or when it is now. Lady Ewell an old flame is calling later she is on her own today, we talk regular but she doesn't want to get involved till the slapped #rse has totally gone out of my life I might end up at hers this evening with breakfast later. Tomorrow I have the crazy hound all day till my daughter gets home from work to make the dinner. Enjoy you day and I hope you got the present you wanted. O.N. Myowne

A wrecking saw with a rubber thingy on the blade

May his god be with him.

I would have thought you would be in the Ann Summers store for a motorized todger or that sort of thing. Afternoon campers Lady Horsell is still speaking kind words to me to cheer me up I've had a morning packing I can't believe how much sh!t slapped #rse collected over the years I thought she said she had done all he stuff I was tempted to put it in the car and take it round to where she wallows and toss it on the garden I don't know if she want the stuff or not I bagged it up and put it on the pile of her to take stuff in the garage but I am tempted. I done the Xmas shopping for myself to see me through to the new year I got feed up with people blocking the isles the trolley made short work of them I just said sorry and moved on. That's me done for the day feet up with some juice of the fall over kind no doubt I will sleep to the early evening. Enjoy the next few days and GDB don't go hurting yourself I must get on. I. Needalegover.

Merry Christmas Brent Nods & a happy new year.

Just re reading GDB's post this morning my local supermarket when I move will be sprainsburys it doesn't look very inspiring so I have the benefit of dragging my knuckles on the floor and shouting Wayne come here you B'stard and walk another 200 yards in my Hoodie to Chavda, Deliverance country here I come. HH you have been looking at HQ Babes again.

Morning All chilly and sunny Spent an hour chatting to Lady Horsell last night on the phone yes we are going for it !!!, I P.M.ed GDB with her photo he said she looked very nice too good for me, there nothing like having great friends around like him. We are both smitten she has texted already this morning I told to read up on google our star signs It floats my boat she is Taurus I'm Virgo. We are both on "What's app" she is going to try the video function tonight the mind boggles. On the modelling front I have started to plan my layout a BLT what else and all the mainline stuff will be used at the R.E.C. in Farnborough on their big layout. Better get on I'm out with my daughter and SiL for Xmas lunch as she is working Xmas day. Enjoy your day W.Ellard

Good afternoon (I'll type this again) I went to bed early last night and Lady Horsell texted me she let me know what her intentions were it was very late when the light went off I can't remember the last time I felt this happy we continued this morning amongst doing house work, so I its Milk Tray and a bunch of roses to buy tomorrow, Enjoy your day I.M. Overde-Moon BTW there's a tax scam just appeared in my email be careful

Morning All Was chucking it down now the sun is out which is soon to go. Broken sleep last night I went to bed at 9pm and went donk woke at 12:30 thinking it was morning. Blondie failed to call last night win some lose some, Lady Horsell messaged me at 7am today she seems keen both go a busy day so will have a natter later. I thanked Ms. Czech for yesterday's company, she is probably think of a reply in about 3 days time at a guess. It odd with women on dating sites they visit you profile day after day but never leave a message several bag ladies have taken to doing this, one has pursued me on two sites I delete her daily and still she comes back I didn't want to report her but I might have to. Better get on laundry to do enjoy the rain I.N.T. O'Stuffin

Evening All The house sale went through this morning great news all the estate agents came out of the wood work with their congratulations can't really complain I hit the roof with them all 3 weeks ago farting about the Solicitors were no better things have now settled down today, move date is the 6th January. I had a lovely lunch with Ms. Czech a further date has been secured, my Lady of Horsell has been on line most of the evening she has settled down to one of the soaps come 9pm she will be back, a leggy blonde I got hooked up with a month or so ago has been on line and she said she will phone tonight so I might be "in" over Xmas no word from bimbo I think someone on the forum snitched on her. I Took the BP monitor to the Quackery much to my surprise a doctor phoned me to say there was another script at the Pharmacy never got that service with the old sh!tbags.at least it's not the one that turns me orange. Time for TV enjoy the week end Ivor Banghard

Morning Campers P!ssatating here Missed yesterday on here waiting for the contracts to be exchanged spending hours on the phone it didn't happen hopefully it will today. slapped #rse turned up here yesterday and said why haven't you told me about the move a war of words ensued she went rapidly out the door . I'm off out with my Czech friend today for lunch hopefully that might move on, last night a lady from Horsell Common "War of the Worlds" land befriended me I have spoken with her today she is charming and seems interested . The Bimbo that latched on to me Monday has been warned off she was a scammer, ladies don't come on these dating forums then show themselves half naked on what's-app a bit like a blob'o'gram it put me off my dinner last night. Phil isn't a reamer a pack of photo coping paper. Enjoy the rain I need to get changed Ivor longmember

Evening Campers After a sh!ty two weeks things have turned round just a bit things are looking up, the move has been rescheduled for 6th Jan'. Czech girlfriend relayed me the other half of the message so Friday lunch has been booked 2 out of the 4 new women are smokers so they have been dispatched the other two one of them fly's to Seattle tonight for a family Xmas Do back on 1st Jan so we can set a day for the date the last one has just texted me we are now going to chat and view on what's app tomorrow evening there are other chomping at the bit that I fancy the will be picked up if the others don't hit the mark. The skype lady has disappeared in to the oblivion the skype has been open for her to make contact so it was her last chance. And least and last the slapped #rse hasn't shown up here for a rant both daughters have had a word to say the police will be call if she start the gobsh!te again

Afternoon All The new dating site I'm on has had some good results on the 1st day three stop press four lovely ladies have shown interest today, X##s might "come" early for me , the Czech woman has not answered my email, I sent her a text and she came back to me with half of an answer I give up I see DR Pratmore ( aka Patmore) ENT dep't she can do anything for my lost of hearing but what she did say get you aids tuned and don't was you money on hidden hearing and the like . I went and let Zeus out for his lunch time pee he didn't want to go walkies it was p!ssing down with rain which he hates he played rolling over me on the sofa he is noticeably bigger and heavier after not seeing him for a week he wants 24/7 attention when I'm there I just hope they can shake that one off of him by the time he is fully grown. There is not a lot left to pack now I squirreled a pile of useful stuff away to my sisters yesterday the slapped #rse won't notice, just a few draws in the bedroom and to kitchen I noticed the #itch has taken all my photographs a call to the police is long over due I think. Spose I better get on and watch a bit of daytime TV Enjoy the rain N.O. Luggs

Made the mistake of throwing todays rubbish in the wheelie bin it's absolutely kn@ckering it down. The lady front is looking up one very nice blonde got back to me today she wants to meet up can't wait, I'm having trouble contacting Carrie the number given was for the Zoosk web site Pah I will have to spend some more money joining up to that also on there is an additional 3 others want to chat, the Skype lady never seems to be in then answers the call 2 minutes later when I have rung off. I watched to trains in Scotland programme bring back memories when you have done those journey up in the Highlands behind steam. Off for some TV then early yo bed with a good book. night All S.Leapie

Morning All the sun is out after a downpour. Up early had breakfast with the aim to get on I started to do some tiding up and thought sod it I went back to bad for another 2 hours. I had a text with just a mobile number of one of the dating sites it took a while to find her trawling through endless photo's on this site her name is Carrie 56 y.o. a size 16 by the looks of her, she has a lovely face and curves in all the right places OH Boy. Another site has sent me photo's of about 8 bimbo's, good time girls saying they are 60+ years old clearly only 30-40 judging by their looks looking for men 40- 90 . And the latest fashion with some women is the "Bag Lady" look just got out of a sleeping bag in a shop door way in town. Better get on enjoy the snow if you have got some. C.H. Illyday

I don't have a wife now.

I've just come out of the bathroom it was sunny when I went in it's hissing down now, stair rods.

Morning All I tried to post last night it would clear so gave up it becomes depressing even when little don't go right spose it matches the sort of week I've had. Today's lady date texted me to confirm I would be meeting her this morning Of course I said, I hope I can put a happy face on by the time I reach Reading later on. I see politics have entered the scene again by the same person as previous times give it a rest please instead get a soap box and buqqer off to Speakers Corner. I better get read for the off, enjoy your day the sun it out. S.O.Larpanel

Another post gone awol F### it I'll give up now or I will be thrown off