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  1. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water ...

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    2. Barry O

      Barry O

      hope things improve for you as soon as possible..

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      ...swim with R*lf...

    4. ullypug

      ullypug

      Clutching at straws

       

  2. 10lbs of sprouts just gone on to boil. Where has this year gone.

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    2. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      Gas Mark 11

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      They don't call his part of town the Windy City for nothing.

    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Won't they boil dry by 25th December?

       

      Hope not, will have to keep topping the pan up :)

  3. Gawd, ow much longer befre this ruddy bnk holiday is over? I'm bored out of my brain. Beer O'clock...

  4. Raises a toast to King George III on this day.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      That's madness!

  5. And yes it's bl**dy raining again.

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      It's been raining on and off down here in Devon in a highly shower-like fashion. One might almost term the weather here as 'showery'.

    3. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Still nice here, might have chips for tea then catch some 'tourists'.

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      How will you tell that their cork

      hasn't been popped?

  6. From the dew soaked hedge creeps a crawly caterpillar.

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Tim! You've gone all KINKY!!

    3. Tim Dubya
    4. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      I met her in a club down in old Soho

      Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola

      C-O-L-A cola.

      She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.

      I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"

      L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

  7. I will ride on the train. I will be the fisherman

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      I'm too old for this.....

    3. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Join the club mate.

    4. Two_sugars

      Two_sugars

      what is it with this year?

  8. has decided to withdraw from politics and spend more time with his family

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      Not surprisingly the family told me to **** off!

       

      :) Pint o'clock then...

       

    3. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      With the family? Oh please no... ;-)

    4. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      You and 170'labour' MP's?

  9. is having one of THOSE days.

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    2. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      I'm disappointed. I've only seen three flashers all day.

    3. The Stationmaster

      The Stationmaster

      Looks like it's not your week, hope the next one is better.

    4. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Once I was been driven from Durham to Aberdeen. After the fourth flash the drivers logic was, "licence gone, foot down". (He was shortly off too work abroad for three years) We got flashed seventeen times in total on that journey and he never heard a squeak! Now if that had been me driving...

  10. Well, I woke up this morning ...

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      woke up yesterday too

      and if I wake up tomorrow

      that'll be three days in a row

    3. Chrisr40

      Chrisr40

      Better than the alternative

       

    4. 45568

      45568

      Well. That's better than the alternative.

  11. is feeling oddly out of sorts today

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    2. HeeleyBridge

      HeeleyBridge

      but oshifer...

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      It's off to Greasy Vera's for you m'lad or even Josephines and Big Jim.

    4. HeeleyBridge
  12. has lost the will to live.

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    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      .......and relax. Boris will save us all.

    3. Porcy Mane

      Porcy Mane

      Sit back, take it easy, unbend, do some modelling. (before it becomes to expensive!)

    4. Ian J.

      Ian J.

      I'm really worried now that we're going to have two leaders with weird blonde hair! Aaaaaaaaaargh!

  13. Oh. The water's getting deep. And I can't swim. Beacuse it's dirty dirty water.

    1. keefer

      keefer

      oh-wo-oh-oh-o

    2. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Aright.......and Rick is too (we hope).

    3. HeeleyBridge
  14. Apologises for any discomfort caused by his excessively loud shouting and cheers. That is all.

  15. Potato of the week: Maris Piper.

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    2. Tim Dubya

      Tim Dubya

      Nice one, chips, roast and a good baker! (I like beige coloured food).

    3. Mallard60022
    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Reginald, the Oligarch of the Potatoes is indifferent to your preferences.

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