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Afternoon All My days seem to be in a jumble its the new Babe she's a walking disaster zone her son went #rse over #ollo# down some stairs at work bang went my night on the sofa holding hands. Zeus was behaved today he played me up yesterday so I left early and he got no treats today he wasn't going to miss out so he done as he was told. I'm doing some crack filling in the kitchen a thousand and one holes in the walls in there previous owner must have been crackpots I think some of it was them using a blunt drill bit with no hammer action drill and just kept putting holes in until one of the actually went in deep enough to take a screw I've used "Sticks Like Shi#" as a hole filler it works well it's the only glue that will combat dirt. Better get back to it. P.L. Asterer

Afternoon All Years ago I was approached about roof insulation I pasts it to and expert as the house was a tip it need the loft clearing he had a spray-on job done that roof has never looked straight since all because it was cheep. Funny old day today my Babe got the @rse with me as I was still on the dating site we met on my request to be removed had not been actioned, I said what are you doing looking on there then, check mate !!!. we are having dinner together tonight I can see me getting a slap for laughing. For the first time in years I watch England mangle the Paddies felt sorry for them they didn't have an answer for the first half played Better get on I need to posh myself up we are eating in a Spoons Have a good one A Muncher

Afternoon All Rant mode on I do get p!ssed off when you try to help someone out on here they fail to respond or don't even read your post it's about the 3rd time now, I won't bother with him again. rant mode off Nothing to do today apart from chill out I think I will prepare some of the plaster work in the kitchen one wall is full of holes where I took all the 1940's kitchen junk off the walls god knows where they got it from car boot sale I would imagine nothing worthwhile was left even the picture hooks were hanging out of the plaster or missing they must of collected horse brasses judging by the number if hole everywhere I think I've stripped out all the poor quality items I filled a wheelie bin up last week with old shelving and other bits just nailed into the wall. I watched rugby yesterday on TV the red team did no stop bleating to the ref well done the blue's for ignoring them. Enjoy your day all I must get on B Bucknell

Afternoon All Chrisf check with your local council for loft insulation some give a grants for OAPs. https://www.centralbedfordshire.gov.uk/info/74/housing/362/keeping_warm I've spent 3 hours preparing additional information to the freeholder of my flat, I've rubbed it in how filthy the bathroom and kitchen is after years of neglect by the previous owner the new kitchen is sitting on the lounge floor I had to buy it this week to get the massive discount offer. My Babe was at her local club last night when she left with friends they caught some #hitbag trying to steal a car police were called. I must have been tired yesterday I feel asleep in front of the TV and woke at 3:20 and fell on the bed still dressed when I woke at 6am pain killers, a drink and put some pj's on and climbed back in woke again at 10:30. onwards and upwards enjoy the weekend Lazi B'stard

Very interesting.

Morning All conversation with site manager Bob was that your new kitchen being delivered Me Yes Him have you got the OK from head office Me no Him you cant' put it in Me I'm not it's my new lounge folley I had to buy it now to get a mega discount Him you still need permission Me I know but i'm saving £1,500 Him you still can't Me I'm not going to live with that rubbish that is a poor excuse for a kitchen much longer I'm sure a company like yours would not treat me in an ungainly way Him no we wouldn't Me thank you. He stood there mouth agape for a minute or 2 thinking he had been outwitted . Went to B&Q and got my bathroom planned the chap was very helpful all free of charge this with the kitchen plans will be emailed to the freeholders office for approval 4 weeks time the flat should look like a home instead of someone elses #hit hole. the lounge blind turned up yesterday better get that up so the nosey B'stards across the road can't doss in. Minding him yesterday a skip driver left a skip on the drive but could not find the payment it was were it's was normally left, he stood in from of me and Big Boy was being me with his front paws on top of my shoulders matey broke out in a cold sweat WTF is that I told him he was an attack dog so don't move until I shut the door Zeus does not stop growing. I'm sure matey would have #hit himself had Zeus got out. Onwards and upwards I.M. Painfree

Morning All Happy birthday Chrisf P!ssing down here again my babes is driving over this evening I will keep one eye on the weather she has a Toyota 4x4 thing on stilts so she should manage to get here. lots to do today again this is getting a habit doing things and not sitting on my butt Pah . I wonder what Zeus is going to eat today after the eggs yesterday he is a laugh a minute. Better get on enjoy your day. K. N. Ackered

Morning All I have had a busy day got woken up out of bed by the unruly builder who repaired the roof before I moved in I told him he will have to wait while I got changed he was nice as pie this time I had complained about his rudeness last time round when he tried to pull the wool over my eyes he was embarrassed to find out I was in the building trade still the new leak has been dealt with water came in only when it was blowing a hoolie coming up under a siting board I just hope that is the last of it the new kitchen gets fitted in a few weeks time. My Babes ex husband snuffed it this morning didn't wake out of his sleep I just felt sorry for the son who lives with her, #hit happens, I didn't know him she never mentioned him apart from saying she was glad to see the back of him. Zeus made me laugh today he ate 6 eggs, shells and the box it was hard to tell he had done it apart from the egg shell on his snout. Well its dinner time so I.M. Starvinn

Morning All not much on today , I did manage to get some pictures up in the lounge yesterday I will start filling holes in the last owners made bloody great nails that damaged the walls were used for the smallest of pictures you can see what size they were by the dirty mark where they hung. lots to do in every room I'm trying to maximize my efforts to do things that create the biggest impact and silly jobs like putting a door handle the right way up a screw in a light fitting to hold the glass bowl in place, bit by bit filling the original settlement cracks in, taking out miles of telephone cable and aerial leads that criss cross the flat that's just nailed into the wall it was expected, I bought some new sets of bedding to get rid of the flowery sh!te the slapped #rse always got gone for a modern image sharp contrasting colours it's brightening this place up no end to get rid of the sh!tty Magnolia. I've to let Zeus out for a pee at 2pm , shopping at Horrorsons I wont use the local Stainsburys as its filthy and another visit to the Duckery at 4pm to see a new Quack BP is all over the place it's every time the #itch bothers me. better get on I've got to put the new bedding in the wash as its got shop pong. Enjoy your day B Endix

Evening All whistle stop tour. Thank you and good night.

Bull boy and I share an out door cupboard it was full when I arrived it was full when he came home but half of his stuff was outside his front door and I had asked him the previous day to move his stuff out perhaps that give the ignorant Hunt the hump with me.

Morning All Hissing down here no let up I've another leak in the kitchen fortunately the damage is minor it was only revealed when the tiles were removed the estate manager was not best pleased the guy in the flat below started to sound off at the tea morning it's seeped down to his bedroom then looked at me and I said don't even go there, I imagine he was the bully boy until I moved in he seems to give me a wide berth. My Babe is helping her son in the care home he works in today they are short of staff, home alone I was going to see that bitza locomotive FS at the Watercress but it does not have that attraction I need to look at it in the p!ssing rain, might go across later this coming week if I'm totally bored. I should finish the laundry this afternoon there was an additional load of work wear and some hoddies that Zeus has splattered with mud to be done. Now I have the decorating bug back I'm going to start prepping the lounge and bedroom all the picture hook holes and cracks in the plaster to be filled and sanded I might have a go at replacing wall plates I've replaced one the idiots had left me which was broke in half. Lunch time now I've only had toast for breakfast unlike some Ofto Filmegutts

Don't you mean an emena most of those beers give you the #h!ts

Morning All Up early to start the laundry had a breakfast of left over pizza the film on tv last night got missed as other events took over the night. Out Sunday for lunch and back to the grind looking after Zeus next week.. There was a Hurt Van here earlier it carted off one of the neighbours I hope she is going to be OK she's lovely lady. I think I need to get on enjoy your day.C.O. Oldude

I did nothing to write home about, crude and uncomfortable like the Trident. What was that Phil p!ss in it.

Afternoon All Last nights dinner date was a success, I gave her Valentines goodies so she didn't have to wait for them tonight I got a lovely reward she took my breath away. Tonight we are having Pizza and nibbles on the sofa in front of the TV watching some cheesy film I'm cleaning the flat up its been in a bit of a mess doing the decorating the kitchen has had a good scrub and everything has been anti-bacterialated. I noticed Chrisf talking about Fosters that's the drink you only buy the first pint then after that p!ss in the beer mug for a refill. Enjoy your day all Wellin Tooitt

Morning All It doesn't look to bad outside Busy day today the dog to feed ,solicitors, tidying up and a host of other jobs I'm out for dinner tonight with my Babe, we shall be doing Valentines as well pizza out then on the sofa here for a film she will be my first visitor to the flat so a big tidy up tomorrow and fresh linen on the bed. Enjoy your day everyone D Bigalow.

Morning All Not much happening here just trying to arrange the new kitchen to turn up before the fitter arrives on the given day he's reliable he done the bathroom in the old house he did mention as the slapped #rse is not about things can be decided upon installation rather than wait for someone to make their little tiny mind up yes he didn't like her either. Painting continues today some has been done it will have to dry before I continue with another colour, wood work to be started tomorrow at least its clean and ready to go just the odd bits of filler to be sanded. Have a good day T.H. Inkina-Boutit

Afternoon All The bloody dormer window is leaking again the t0ssers that done the repair must have there ears burning. Off to see the dog shortly then back to do more painting felt like #h!te this morning so apart from the laundry nothing has been done. BTW I had a bacon buttie for lunch today. Must get on I.N. Atiss

OK you win you #hit bag I've just come back from shopping with a pack of bacon yes the will to slim has just #ucked off out the window it's bacon butties for lunch.

You B'stard I'm still trying to knock weight off. Morning All Thanks to those who answered my enquiry about cruises can't stand floating on water it's like paint drying but chuck in the whales and the northern lights and my babe has me hooked. just noticed there is no food in the fridge not been out for several days I normally pick up odds and ends so it's off to Horrorsons to do battle with the buffoons that want to walk in your way, it's great living here the bins are in a sheltered area, one thing I did notice when throwing some glass away the pink bin was full to the top with wine bottles. Better get on lots to do J Constable

Afternoon All Can any one recommend a cruise company that floats it's boat up round Norway that takes in the Northern Lights and viewing the whales at close quarters. Pleased with the painting today the hallway is white instead of sh!te the light blue will be put on tomorrow, several of the new neighbours have stuck their head in the door with the usual like that (magnolia Queens) it's really turned the place around the bedroom is next I'd like to get that done before I have people staying over. BTW where is the High Priestess of the "Awl" our lovely Debs, can't have Neil getting away with todays post. Stomach to brain food please, better get on Starv Imarvin

Morning All Sorry for your loss John I know how much a pet means to someone Slapped #rse would never allow me to have a dog but with various dog sitting for my daughter I would get my fix. I had an interesting conversation with my new Babe last night about the things we would like do together holidays, week-end trips away and even days out the thought of it has put me on a new plain of happiness I hope it can continue after my Horriblus @nus Poxus year I know now nothing could match what happen, feeling your world almost falling apart every day and having to drag yourself out of bed and get on with it, what I have now is being able to determine a way forward which suits me. Today is more painting it was tiring yesterday but I don't want to lose the momentum so onwards and upwards. Enjoy the week-end everyone P.I. Casso

Evening All I dug out THE HANDYMAN polo shirt today and started painting the flat one old biddy in the block asked if I don't general jobs what is it you want done I don't know she said and bid me good day. My new Babe has started to check me out on the dating site daily it pings on my phone every time she logs in to my page, 3 times today so I feel honoured. The hallway is now white and not sh!te I will put a coat or two of very light blue on tomorrow then paint the wood work Sunday, I still amazed the old dear that lived here before me was allowed to wallowing such a filthy flat absolutely everything needs a clean the wood finish doors changed colour once the muck was wiped off I've done at least a dozen rolls of paper towel so far the Estate manager stuck his head In to see how things are going he did mutter about doing the stair well I haven't got the equipment for it now it could do with it as the finish is p!ss poor, I did however clean the paw prints off the stairwell wall some dirty B'stard had planted there. Rick I think your razor blade needs changing mate , and Neil Donk doesn't beat my Flat Eric or Crazy Frog. better get on P.I. Staker.