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On 18/11/2019 at 13:25, Claude_Dreyfus said:

If the use-by date of mince pies is before 25th December, then it's too soon...:biggrin_mini2:

No mince pie has ever got anywhere near a month old near me, so that’s more for me for a few more days yet then :) 

 

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honour of this Chrismas season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. 

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

  Kelly said, 'These are Carol's.' 

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To the tune of Silent Night:

 

Pannier tanks, Prairies too,

Mid Chrome Green, black won’t do.

Flowers and Birds, Castles and Star,

Halls and Saints all journey so far.

Chocolate and cream forever,

Chocolate and cream forever.

 

With apologies to:
Franz Xavier Gruber for the tune,

Joseph Franz Mohr for the original lyrics,

and to followers of other Big Four companies and those who are not lovers of all things kettle.

 

Happy Christmas.

 

Kingzance

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