Ozexpatriate Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 'Hyperspace always looks so freaky' Peter Griffen/Han Solo, Laugh it up, Fuzzball Peter/Han: "Ha Ha look, the giant chicken is Boba Fett!" Stewie/Vader: "What, we've run out of our own characters now?" ("Laugh it up Fuzzball part 3 - It's a Trap") Chris/Luke: "Dear Luke, if my calculations are correct, you should receive this letter at the exact moment the Delorean vanished. I have been living happily for the past six months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that...-" 1885!? THE DOC'S ALIVE! I mean, he's in the Old West, but he's alive! ("Laugh It Up Fuzzball part 2 - Something Something Something Dark Side" My favorite line is probably: Peter/Han: "U . This is a direct quote from 'Empire' but Seth McFarlane makes fun of Harrison Ford's delivery of this line with exaggeration and an extended pause after 'bad'. I promise you'll never watch the " " the same way again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted September 16, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 16, 2013 "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads" Back to the Future. Cheers, Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads" Back to the Future. "One point twenty one jiggawatts" still bugs me. Mr. Strickland: [pushes Marty a little bit] You got a real attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker. You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a slacker, too. Marty McFly: [after giving him another earful of loud rock music] Silence, Earthling. My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Indge Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Lionel Jeffries as he lights a clump of dynamite instead of one stick, seeing "Peter Sellers", "Bernard Cribbins" and "David Lodge" running away................. "Ha! What's up with you lot then? Frightened of a little bang"? Another scene:- Peter Sellers........."Basket weaving tomorrow Chief"? reply by Jeffries............."Basket weaving, I'll get you baskets weaving, don't you worry". Classic lines from the film "Two Way Stretch" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebottle Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Yet another couple of lines from Two Way Stretch: Ethel (Liz Fraser) to Dodger (Peter Sellers): “five years you've been courting me, and what have I got to show for it? Nothing!” Dodger: “Well, you've been dead lucky, 'aven't yer.” Edit: two? five! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc smith Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Again, not from a film (apologies) but from a BBC Wales comedy series "Satellite City"set in a fictional South Wales valleys town, starring & written by the brilliant Boyd Clack Dai the barman: "We've got a new line in crisps"Gwynne: "Oh yeah?" Dai: "Yes, Creutzfeldt Jakob flavour" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Metr0Land Posted September 17, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted September 17, 2013 Another one from Carry on Nurse- Wilfred Hyde-White: Matron, surely you've seen a temperature taken like this before? Hattie Jacques: Yes, Colonel. But never with a daffodil! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Indge Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Another statement not from a film but surely a classic:- "Don't tell him Pike" Dad's Army Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozexpatriate Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Another statement not from a film but surely a classic:- "Don't tell him Pike" Dad's Army You stupid boy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebottle Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Douggie is renaming his boat “The Silver Dollar” - “Are you sure there are two ells in dollar, Douggie?” “Yes – and are there two gees in bu99er off?" From "Local Hero" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebottle Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Coach Phil Menzies wants Dorothy to play alongside the boys in the football team: Headmaster (Chic Murray): "One problem area, the showers. What'll happen with the showers?" Phil (Jake D'Arcy): "Oh, she'll bring her own soap." From "Gregory's Girl". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted September 17, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 17, 2013 From "Gregory's Girl". And from the same source "All that fuss over a bit of t*t." "Christ, you're worse that my dad. He's old - at least he's got an excuse for being a pr*ck!" Cheers, Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted September 17, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted September 17, 2013 OT alert - TV quotes. And let's open up the Red Dwarf box. Cat: "Forget Red - let'sgo all the way up to brown alert" Kryten; "There's no such thing as a brown alert Sir" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute" And in a similar vein: Rimmer: "Step up to red alert" Krtyen: " Are you absolutely sure Sir? It does mean changing the light bulb" Cheers, Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptic Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 "I watched you very carefully. Red light - stop, Green light - go, Yellow light - go very fast". Starman, (Jeff Bridges), having just ran a Yellow / Red traffic signal, driving a Mustang Mach 1, causing mayhem in his wake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatB Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Another statement not from a film but surely a classic:- "Don't tell him Pike" Dad's Army If we're going down that road: Mainwaring: When does it get dark? Wilson: At night Sir. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebottle Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 The Grand Banquet scene: as the richly dressed guests enter, we hear Groucho's voice - “... three hundred and seventy-six, three hundred and seventy-seven, three hundred and seventy-eight … three hundred and eighty-five, three hundred and eighty-six, three hundred and eighty-seven … three hundred and ninety-eight, three hundred and ninety-nine, four hundred. They all showed up. Looks like no second helpings.” The Marx Brothers: "At The Circus" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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