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There now follows a review of the lavatorial facilities on a Class 800 'Abominator':

The location of the lavatory paper dispenser is almost at floor level.  This is not satisfactory for a gentleman who wishes to urinate standing up.

The water outlet above the wash hand basin shows a marked disinclination to operate within acceptable timescales. 

The adjacent 'hot air' outlet is weak, ineffectual except over unrealistically lengthy timescales and shows a poor standard of character. 

The curved sliding door occasionally needs help from guests to fully close.

Review ends.

Not sure that the Carpet Fairy will accept blame for the tin of Evo Stik missing in the railway room. The search did turn up a tub of Cascamite I lost about two years ago.

I voluntarily ate a sprout today. Just one. First time in 45 years I've done that. Still don't really like them. I'm not going to be ill now am I?

is back on his ship, after 12 weeks at home. It's as though I haven't been away

Oh dear, this Channel 5 malarkey has kept me up way beyond my bed time.

I’ve been hovered up, by 10 suckers and one that only blows. 1 has been tagged by every passenger and 2 have an ID crisis. SVR 50’s at 50

Save me from two FARTING Jack Russels

Nene. Is it nen or neen? heard both on the BBC this morning

Christmas can indeed now begin after hearing the magnificent Kings. The first lesson was remembered as like yesterday when it was read as a nine year old. The Latin version of 'Oh Come All Ye Faithful' was remembered. Perhaps the brain is still in order. Glad Tidings to all.

Ah Coyote Ugly is on later. The film that spreads the message that anything is possible as long as your willing to strip and dance first.

Ah Coyote Ugly is on later. The film that spreads the message that anything is possible as long as your willing to strip and dance first.

I've always struggled with the word insouciance.

Inappropriate Eisenbahn ad in September Continental Modeller?

Inappropriate Eisenbahn ad in September Continental Modeller?

coming to the end of my first year as an apprentice, i had ages left for ages until now when its a few short weeks... gonna be spending quite some time in the library finishing paperwork...

Any one prepared to admit to actually enjoying barbecued food?

How many incarnations where there of Freda the Blue Peter Tortoise? Her spots always appeared to change after hibernation....

How many incarnations where there of Freda the Blue Peter Tortoise? Her spots always appeared to change after hibernation....

Just watched a cracking game of rugby! Amazing play by England. Well done Eddie, what a brilliant job you have done!

Salt and vinegar pork scratchings - wrong in so many ways!

I think the reason I hate christmas so much is that you're bombarded with it from September onwards and I just get fed up with it, especially all the commercialism that has nothing to do with why Christmas exists.

A Scotsman and a Canadian walk onto Centre Court on Sunday.

Go Home Mr Obama, in or out, it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Three years ago today I aplied to become a train driver now I'm sitting in the seat living the dream.

After battling with Windows 10, the getting delayed by a W7 update, finally a working computer - Linux!