Now then, chaps, there is at least one lady present on ER's. And, if these kind of remarks continue, then comments about overhanging beer bellies could ensue..... you have been warned!
As do Cheshire and Torbay (others may be available!). My daughter lives in Cheshire but teaches in Staffs so she misses out on time with her offspring. At Christmas too, the holidays did not coincide. Luckily, she has accommodating in laws who live nearby.