Tim Dubya

Nooooooo!

Is your local shut ?

Go up to the bathroom mate and try the mouthwash, always a good substitute!

Don't panic... was practising at being a judge.

Gave up on that idea and found the gin

They always know.

Truth be told, I did stay and left on time. Call it good Karma but the later bus I caught home overtook the bus I would have taken earlier at a stop, so I was home early anyway! (result!).

Anyone remember that book by Eddy Shah called "Paper Folding"?

Fried Egg Nearly Killed My Son (a Today headline at the height of the salmonella scare)

Were it dropped from the edge of space onto him I can imagine a certain degree of risk, yes...

you'll divide by zero.

"do a barrel roll"

format c: /u

What, d'you normally end up going home in someone else's clothes....?

only if I'm lucky!

Johnny, what can you make out of this?

I think RMWeb is too highbrow for me, sometimes. Now is not one of those times.

Captain, how soon can you land?

I can't tell.

You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Well, can't you take a guess?

Well, not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Well, I suppose you just have to grin and bear it.

Did you know ...... cat poo is waterproof?

wow, I didn't know that - you learn something new everyday.

Thanks

liquorice allsorts and cream crackers

well Mrs Dubya did say " I've got my print making class tonight, so you just need to do yourself something". I did some print making once and I'll bet Radstock police still have them in a filing cabinet somewhere.

Arkansas

Follow the yellow brick road, except in the snow !

Horseradish sauce

Double YAY soon be the weekend Barf !

PLAY!

... and thrice Yay!