So sick of blonde jokes, a blonde cut her hair and dyed it brown. The next day she drove out into the countryside where she came upon a flock of sheep crossing the road.
Stopping her car to watch the fluffy flock, she calls out to the farmer, "Your sheep are so cute. If I can guess how many you have, will you give me one ?". The farmer was taken by the womans beauty and said, "Yes".
So the woman said the first number that came into her head, which was '436'.
"That's right", said the farmer, "You can pick any one from my flock". After much thought and study, the woman selects the one she thinks is the cutest and most playful to take home.
The farmer turns to the woman and said, "Now I have a proposition for you, If I can guess your real hair colour, can I have my dog back...?"
Cheers, Gary.