Kermit Jagger: Hello, Ms. Whack. My name is Kermit Jagger. I would like to take out a loan. Patricia Whack: Ok? Mr. Jagger, in order to obtain a loan you must provide some type of collateral. KJ: Oh yes, of course. *places tiny porcelain elephant on counter* This is my collateral. PW: I'll need to check with the manager. One moment please. PW: Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but there is a frog, named Kermit Jagger, and he wants to take out a loan. He said this is his collateral. *places elephant on desk* I don't even know what this is. *******I'm so, so sorry******* Manager: Well... it's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.