allan downes

Whatever happened to the wonderful works of Dave and Shirley Rowe?

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis

I overtook a Maserati earlier.

Does spending 20 minutes putting together a kinder toy for my granddaughter constitute real modeling?

is listening to the busking guitarist outside who seems to have a Hank Marvin & The Shadows fixation.

Bachman has gone to sleep whilst Hornby continues to twitch periodically.

Why does the Dapol motorised track cleaner come in a box that proudly proclaims 'Authentic Scale Model'?

Local timber merchants are a tad pricey and do not offer to cut the wood locally unless I drive down to Lincoln and find a way to fit the boards in my small Fiesta. Any suggestions for cheap baseboards?

is wavering and wondering whether a small inglenook layout in 7mm might be feasible...

If there is a greater being who has any control over anything could I just ask for a day without an idiot in it please? You sent me six yesterday, surely some mistake?

Where do they find these actors for daytime tv adverts?