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  1. NGT6 1315

    A Study on the Use and Significance of the adjective „awesome“.

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      I'll have some jam or some marmalade.

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  2. mike morley

    A colleague at work who has complained about rarely getting a lunch-break (once every ten days, if we're lucky) has been threatened with disciplinary action for bad attitude.

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Just take lunch and stuff the stupid boss.

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  3. sharris

    I had an email this morning for a BRM Black Friday sale... If it had been a BRM Black Five sale I might have been interested!

  4. newbryford

    Since when was "Black Friday" ten days in duration?

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      I fail to see any reason why a Friday is black - it's meaningless marketing twaddle. Ignore it.

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  5. vaughan45

    Cat Weazle

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Electrickery

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  6. Porcy Mane

    Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint!

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Lilly's still wearing them.

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  7. Captain Kernow

    I really don't like the expression 'bookazine'.

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      I do not recognise the term - no such word! It's just a soft-cover book.

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  8. Killian keane

    you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! just two wires for dcc they told me!

  9. shanks522

    Can't find pallets of bricks in N gauge, very frustrating!

  10. cromptonnut

    Is there a secret to de-cluttering? How do you throw things away knowing for sure you aren't going to need them in a couple of weeks time?

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      'Decluttering' is just a conspiracy by those that want to sell you new junk.

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  11. Michael Delamar

    The 3000 plus brand new Jaguars ive been watching get scrapped are from the China dock explosion in Tianjin last year, even though they were a mile from the explosion they never went through customs and were written off there on paper, so had to travel back from China to be scrapped. Sad to watch.

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Sadly no milkman calls these days.

      Would you like a Jaguar?

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  12. Michael Delamar

    The 3000 plus brand new Jaguars ive been watching get scrapped are from the China dock explosion in Tianjin last year, even though they were a mile from the explosion they never went through customs and were written off there on paper, so had to travel back from China to be scrapped. Sad to watch.

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      I am going to feel really smug about recycling my plastic milk jugs knowing I am so much more caring about the world than anyone involved in that farrago. And if any politician tells me I'm not doing enough I can suggest where he might shove a Jaguar.

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  13. Michael Delamar

    British Rail tea going up to 11p! http://www.macearchive.org/Archive/Title/atv-today-21041970-vox-pop-price-of-british-rail-tea-increased/MediaEntry/14552.html

  14. Michael Delamar

    Does Flying Scotsman always have to wear The flying Scotsman headboard.

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      The confusion was, I'm sure, a deliberate ploy by the LNER. Pre war they had identical names, so no 'The' prefix on the train headboard. Seems the trick is still working!

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  15. Mallard60022

    So what's so unusual about the powers that be cosying up to the largest Communist group in the world then?

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      Whatever makes you think they are Communist?

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  16. coachmann

    Does anyone produce basic signals (in mazak or something) of single-post and bracket I wonder?

  17. pitbull1845

    Had a look round an apache today, I want one!

    1. BernardTPM

      BernardTPM

      The South African Austin?

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  18. Tom Bayford

    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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