I've tried a number over the years. Most taste like the un fermented wort you get in a home brew kit. I tried a cider as well. Don't remember then name, but it was in a short stubby bottle. Even half frozen it tasted like gnat's pee. My wife bless her presented me with a bottle of low alcohol wine. Mmmmmm I said as it stripped the enamel from my teeth! Its like low sugar/salt baked beans or reduce salt tomato sauce they don't taste right either. I guess the fermentation process adds something (alcohol) to the taste!
If I have to drive its a OJ & lemonade with lots of ice!