Hello Andy
I just wanted to say a great big thank you for going above and beyond, for forwarding the message to me. I'm hoping that it will lead to something very interesting.
To everybody else, hello chaps, long time no see, real life has been getting in the way of the important things for a while, but I'd like to remind you all what a sterling chap our glorious leader is.
Take care and look after yourselves, and be aware that I may reappear from time to time, you lucky people.
Dave