Mad McCann

Fruitbats

Fight back, man. Get in touch with the NRA, they'll fix you up with an Araldite AR-15

ahmgoointtutfootorar tairs

No point in sticking around.

:-)

great news!

Glad you've chased off the Black Dog, see you soon.

Going for a MRI scan soon they are looking for my brain and a spine no chance.

Hope all turns out well.

Thanks. Do you think you have a touch of survivor guilt?

Plastic axles are the future ;-)

I'll stick with garlic bread, thanks... ;-)

I often dream of trains when I'm alone

I ride on them into another zone

I dream of them constantly

Heading for paradise

Or Basingstoke

Or Reading

I often dream of trains when I'm awake

They ride along beside a frozen lake

And there in the buffet car

I wait for eternity

Or Basingstoke

Or Reading

I often dream of trains till it gets light

The summer turns to winter overnight

The leaves fall so suddenly

The sun se...

Guess it was the sectarian singing that started it.

60159. I wouldn't say that to big Al Kellock

Aye and Glasgow Warriors 'was robbed' at the rugby, even the commentators said the penalty was awarded to the wrong side.

You one of the ones with beard and baggy jumper shouting your disapproval?

You one of the ones with beard and baggy jumper shouting your disapproval?

Mikes got a stutter again...

Couldn't be arxxd looking at that 'money pit' of an auld A3 and I was just a couple of miles away at Ingliston, gently circumnavigating the race circuit in an Aston DB9 and a Jag F type, one word... WOW.

Oh, and a couple of 'hot laps' in an 'Atom' with an instructor driving, my eye balls are still shaking. ^^^^

would rather look at the A3

Try not to pick your nose after.

Sticks anything but that you want stuck

You guys all sure do not have strong bonds with your superglue.

Baffled me for a minute there..

Those energy stimulators

Turn your eyeballs into crators

But an Orgone Accumulator

Is a superman creator

I've got a brand new combine harvester

Welcome back though I draw the line at hugging and kissing...... Well ok maybe a peck on the cheek and a quick squeeze

I don't think you should, Mad McCann is built like a brick Sxxthouse...

I'm reasonably harmless though... ;-)

Only do that on Saturday evenings when I'm Dorothy. ;-)

Mental note not to share a room with either of you when out with the train set.

LOL

Would normally have been at this show Dave but just back from a car show in germany so playing catch up with the work.

Take it Mr F was present.

4am and I'm weeing mesell with anticipation. Cant't sleep with exitement. Leave some apple crumble fer me.

Chicken pie's decent roo, Porcy!

Lone Ranger's?

I haven't a clue what yer on aboot.

Well, I always placed you above such vacuous tittle-tattle anyway, Dave. ;-)

It's being so cheerful that keeps me going.

The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline towards the religion of solitude.

Praise the Ford and pass the Soma

You will never make it as a journalist Ivan, the story needs legs.

..hanging about English square talking to Polish burds again..get yer bum up here and we can give you something useful to do!

Why does it need legs when it's got a mobility scooter?

Is that a hint? Dave. Cause nothing much has happened although I have been working on some locos and stock.

Ye wee scunner!

"Help ma boab".

Jings, Crivens, Michty Me!

It is indeed..life at Ardrossan shed.

I've read it twice.