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  1. Mad McCann

    Are we...the baddies?

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    2. Boris

      Boris

      BOX TROLLS!

    3. Wheatley

      Wheatley

      depends. If it's a Hollywood film the English are usually the baddies.

    4. Andrew F

      Andrew F

      Team America **** yeah!

  2. Mad McCann

    Single malt, workbench, Freakzone and Culture Clash. Is there a better way to spend Sunday night?

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    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      Smart move.

    3. BoD

      BoD

      Marking piggin books. NOT.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      I spent part of the night with a horse.

  3. Mad McCann

    "Let's talk of jackals and drink sweet wine..."

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Sounds like a plan to me!

    2. coachmann

      coachmann

      We're watching 'Day of the Jackal'...

  4. Mad McCann

    These Rumney etches for the Bobol E are worth the effort. Trying to find a Lima Bobol E on the other hand is like trying to nail an omelette to the ceiling...

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      ..as an aside, try Pan Cakes instead. You will find that you don't need the nails!

  5. Mad McCann

    New 'Kleer'. Maybe just me, but I think it's better than the old stuff.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      That stuff recommended by the Ku Klux Klan?

    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Steady! You'll get ius lynched! ;-)

  6. Mad McCann

    "If you can be told what to see or read, it follows that you can be told what to say or think."

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    2. Mickey

      Mickey

      cos he got a status about Sir Winston hurchill shut down...

    3. Boris

      Boris

      Ahhhh

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Eh?

  7. Mad McCann

    I'm a fifty year old man. What ya gonna do about it?

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    2. muddys-blues

      muddys-blues

      Buy yourself some Farrah Pants now you old git !!! ;-)

    3. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      All the best Mods are wearing them, chummy! ;-)

    4. cbeagleowner

      cbeagleowner

      Happy birthday D!

  8. Mad McCann

    MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO? NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

    1. 46444

      46444

      How about a nice cup of tea?...

    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Oh, that's a fine idea!

  9. Mad McCann

    "Don't look for your chicken in a counting basket if the gift horse has hatched the eggs in its mouth."

    1. Jon Fitness

      Jon Fitness

      After 2 bottles of wine and a couple of single malts...I couldn't agree more

    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      I have a headache now but no pleasure from drink.

    3. RJS1977

      RJS1977

      That's a case of bolting the stable door after the horse has shut it!

  10. Mad McCann

    It was a dark and stormy night, when came the call; " This weather's sh..."

    1. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      Go to bed earlier and hide under the duvet.

  11. Mad McCann

    MOSSAD took the jam out my doughnut.

    1. pH

      pH

      I will not make the obvious joke about it not having been a doughnut, but a different confectionery.

  12. Mad McCann

    Mished as a ponkey!

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    2. Mickey

      Mickey

      must be - cos ya got the letters mixed up there :P

    3. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      He's nowhere near as drunk as I was last night.

    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Five slightly overcooked sausages

  13. Mad McCann

    Mished as a ponkey!

  14. Mad McCann

    Not quite, Professor. It's a long shot but it might just work. Z

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Have they had their tea yet?

  15. Mad McCann

    I reckon somebody should do a book about the last pocket of Lenz-geared D49/2s based at Harrogate's depot. They could call it... STARBECK: THE FINAL HUNT YEARS....

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    2. 69843

      69843

      http://social.bioware.com/uploads_user/1697000/1696184/252891.jpg
    3. steve22

      steve22

      I had something in mind about beds and couldn't sleep too... then again, I like it.

    4. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      I rather like Mick's logic though. That's pure Yorkshire!

  16. Mad McCann

    All uptown jazz; and League of Nations.

    1. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      United Federation of Planets for me any time.

  17. Mad McCann

    How good would the Bulleid diesels have looked with Class 71-style cabs..?

    1. BoD

      BoD

      I'm sure someone who is good with Photoshop will oblige.

  18. Mad McCann

    How good would the Bulleid diesels have looked with Class 71-style cabs..?

  19. Mad McCann

    Meteorologically speaking, conditions here have a high faecal content...

    1. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Same down here.

    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      An icy' high faecal content...'?

  20. Mad McCann

    In Wien wit si

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    2. NGT6 1315

      NGT6 1315

      Oder Palatschinken mit Zwetschkenr

    3. davefrk

      davefrk

      Wit a' ye takin aboot.

    4. Horsetan

      Horsetan

      Nein, eine Sachertorte. Das ist die ganze Sacher.

  21. Mad McCann

    SAD's not anything like as bad as last year but it's still a bit crap when you get it!

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    2. skipepsi

      skipepsi

      use it between getting home and about 7.30 pm as well and see how much it helps.

    3. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      Sympathy and understood, however reading A Nod to Brent thread usually cures any blues I have.

    4. davefrk

      davefrk

      Running some of your locos on Wharfeside with the curtains open at the club might help, afternoons only of-course.

  22. Mad McCann

    Johann Johannson - The Miners Hymns. Wow, what a powerful and emotional listen!

  23. Mad McCann

    Sunday night just wouldn't be Sunday night without The Freakzone.

    1. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Or some nice pork & beef sausages, veg, mash & gravy

    2. Mad McCann

      Mad McCann

      Better tasted than listened to.

  24. Mad McCann

    To Creetown, Kirkcudbright, Gatehouse Of Fleet With The Golden Bough on the passenger seat

    1. davefrk

      davefrk

      Lovely country down there too.

    2. Wheatley

      Wheatley

      Bit dodgy leaving it on the passenger seat, people have been drowned at the stake for having the wrong prayer book down there !

    3. petethemole

      petethemole

      All 12 volumes?

  25. Mad McCann

    "Your old road is rapidly agin'. Get out of the new one if you can't lend a hand, cause the times they are a' changin'..."

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