Mad McCann

Sell, sell .... live off the proceeds

Neither in bits.

Yet...

Is Spike Milligan around?

Waverley ?

Dave wins the Cadbury's Roses! ;-)

Barbara Castle was the 'One Armed Man' in this case, Ivan! ;-)

Probably for the best. ;-)

Marley the pit pony was there. Heard they're making a film about him called ‘Wor Horse’...

GROAN !!!!!

Stop. Hey. What's that sound? Everybody look, track's going down

The broad gauge has definitely been binned then..

Well it’ll certainly be going down once I’ve cracked the garden! :-)

Well, I got three in OK-ish.

Psyching myself up for another today! ;-)

Were the bad heids caused by modelling?

All sorts mate. All sorts!

... and it's only February.

"Best year for new models ever!"

... Only if you can afford them.

Ah, the call of the borders and now with a G5 sneaking in as well.

There'll be another two along shortly.

Oh no, Mad McCann is becoming a bus spotter....

You're needing another running session on Wharfeside my boy.

Do you have enough bridges to put them on?

Das Radio, die Radios.

Aye, you're right! Oops...

Jeez Dave just in from the pub so not the best time to be applying myself..but I'm sure what you say is right enough.

Of course it's not how many pages one can do but the cost of the cartridge, me! I use after market ones which are 2.99 each and have nearly three times the amount of ink in them 19ml against 7ml in the real Epson ones, rip off or what.

Aftermarket cartridges are fine until they bu99** up the printer. Working in the graphics industry for years I have seen countless printers trashed by poor quality cartridges. If it is lots of pages you need often, get a cheap laser printer.

Mine's an Epson XP322.

Not massively impressed tbh since the scanner won't play ball either.

Wtf you doing with them..dropping then reversing over them like my missus has done..twice!

Last one I had fitted was cheap compared to Apple and worked ok but def not as bright.

Is that the screen or the wife?

Didn't think it was possible to change the battery. Could use one of those too!

I know, but knocking out that third slot for the last set of hornblocks isn't setting me afire with enthusiasm!

By 8pm, the brain is too jaded for such precision surgery! :-)))

Kit makers realise this is a growing trend and now only plan to put half the instructions and parts in the box as they know 90% of people wont finish them. Modelers who want to finish a kit will have to request the complete kit when ordering

Hope you are feeling better Dave take the dog another walk and enjoy your sunshine, he says from under a cloud...

Didn't feel remotely unwell, just gaseous and the rest you can imagine. Quite fine now!

Just offering folks a chuckle at my expense.

Just don't watch any scary films till you get your bowels under control....

Buy yourself some Farrah Pants now you old git !!! ;-)

All the best Mods are wearing them, chummy! ;-)

Happy birthday D!

Guess it was the sectarian singing that started it.

60159. I wouldn't say that to big Al Kellock

Aye and Glasgow Warriors 'was robbed' at the rugby, even the commentators said the penalty was awarded to the wrong side.

Got power back now. All's well this side of the river at least...

Good keep warm and safe tomorrow

Glad to hear you're okay Dave.

Hi Dave, bring em along to the club and we'll see the easiest route.... Done my 10000 in about ten minutes.

Sounds like a win to me.

I see everyone has ignored oor not so Vitalspark, hi Davy.

I desire a return to Vulcan.

Last train to Vulcan's gone! You're wasting your time! Can't go yet, Squire's not y'ere!

Our magnificent generals, General Gordon and General Booth.

If you have been affected by any of the issues in this status update, please call the National Counselling Helpline on....

Crisis what crisis?

Signed, Davy 3-link.

..the name says it all..bundle the lot up and send them to Davy!

It's being so cheerful that keeps me going.

The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline towards the religion of solitude.

Praise the Ford and pass the Soma

It does, a lot more roof to do?

Nope. Just this section. The original part was missing but the owner gave me another part to use as a template. Replacement fits te recess like a glove and I'm now at the stage of applying the filler to recreate a representation of steel pressings. It's been an interesting change - I think I could enjoy playing around with a bit of plasticard.

(Ponders what he could create from scratch...)

Hit the North.

Related to Bill the Cat? Oop ack

You're clearly not feeding him/her enough food. That's what all cats say, of course!

You been having an all day session again Dave

Been sniffing his de liveries

Smash.

I still recall seeing Michael Barratt, doing a piece, leaning out the second-man's window of a 33!

Probably another of Ronnie Hazlehurst's theme tunes.

Me....the theme from Get Carter!

Hahahaha

.......lol.

If it was a musician you could watch them de-composing LOL

Got me coat but don't wear hats....

Smart move.

Marking piggin books. NOT.

I spent part of the night with a horse.