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The Blue Streak

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  1. Броненосец «Потёмкин»

  2. Are we starting to run out of padlocks on here?

    1. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      No Phone, No food, No Pets. I'm..............

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  3. Anybody selling a boat?

  4. Is listening to a live version of Elvis Presley's Suspicious Minds from 2 streets away! No jump suit appears to been harmed in the proceedings!

  5. Life? Don't talk to me about life...

  6. What do you think about open-toed sandals?

    1. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      Crikey this sandals thing has found some legs!!!

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  7. What do you think about open-toed sandals?

  8. Yessssssssssssssssssssssss!

    1. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      For a minute there Phil I thought you had scored JA's Phone Number.

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  9. is watching the prospect of The Donald becoming Republican Presidential candidate strengthen. Hillary must be pleased - she'll wipe the floor with him..... or will she?

  10. Ops, just blown up the one and only track circuit clip testing rig in the country

  11. Dennis the Menace :)

  12. It was like that when I got here!

  13. Amusingly I was told today by a friend with horses that steam powered vehicles should stay off the road, she then says all heritage vehicles should stay off the road. She was not impressed when I pointed out that technically a horse was a heritage vehicle.

  14. is now wondering what a *Klingon* amusement park would be like…

  15. Why is it when you cut a piece of wire it always ends up short?

  16. Apparently we have two cats in this house, neither of which is called shithead!

  17. One thing they don't tell you about the blues when you got em, You keep on falling cause there ain't no bottom.

  18. Kevin Bloody Wilson - genius.

    1. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      I didn't actually realise that they were that well know over there.

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  19. Kevin Bloody Wilson - genius.

    1. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      Did You Know that both he and his daughter were both serious country singers

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  20. Don't go around tonight. It's bound to take your life

  21. is doing a bit more with the Irish Sulzer, if only to take his mind off Sarah Siddons.

  22. What's the difference between an Urban Clearway and a pack of fishfingers?

    1. The Blue Streak

      The Blue Streak

      The correct answer is - Half a pound of Pork Sausages.

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  23. Dear Diedre, I currently smoke 20 sausages a day. Should I try to cut back or is it better to give up altogether. Do you think changing to electronic sausages might help?

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