Flora: (practising for the village panto) " Luv a duck Min, 'av a butchers at that bloomin' gold coach. Must be the King or summit. Oil be avin a word wif that fireman an all. Forgettin' lamps, he'll be forgettin' 'is flippin' shovel next".
Minnie: " Oh Flora, I wish you wouldn't use that awful accent. It sounds like you come from that ghastly Portsmouth". (Sighs): "If only it were his majesty, he is such a handsome fellow..........".
Signalman: "Calm down ladies, the Royal Train coaches are not available yet so it won't be coming through here for a while and that huge thing with the capped chimney - it was only an illusion caused by you breathing in fumes from those strange plants the Governor has planted on the platform". " Oh, must go, the Riviera is due".
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