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  1. NGT6 1315

    has done the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Nah...... Harrison Ford did it in that and he’s just an actor not an ace space pilot.

      Dan Dare did it in 11.

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  2. NGT6 1315

    Beethoven

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Roll over?

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  3. Barry Ten

    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my trains, in this life or the next.

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      I fort you woz Al? An’ why d’you ‘ave a legion of cats then?

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  4. mark374

    Hail Hydra

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Never! We’ve got S.H.I.E.L.D. to protect us.

  5. mike morley

    A colleague at work who has complained about rarely getting a lunch-break (once every ten days, if we're lucky) has been threatened with disciplinary action for bad attitude.

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Actually, thanks to previous action by the often slagged off unions there is at least a LEGAL requirement for a break of 20 minutes in a 6 hour shift. https://www.gov.uk/rest-breaks-work

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  6. ian

    ian

    How do I know that you are who you say you are?

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      I think.....therefore I am.....at least.......I think I must be?

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  7. NGT6 1315

    SPECTRE

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Oh, go on then. I'll ask Mr. Bond's question. What's Blofeld done now?

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  8. The Black Hat

    It was 9-29, 9-29 back street big city. The sun was going' down, there was music all around, It felt so right.

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Oh 'eck - the last train to London's just pullin' out.

  9. LNER4479

    It was 50 years ago today ... Still the greatest and always will be

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Sergeant Pepper taught the Band?

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  10. Ian J.

    Ook.

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Your perception of reality is beyond human conception.

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  11. John M Upton

    Annoyed that the Royal Mail keep deleting my home county from my address!!!

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Aren't we all!

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  12. SHMD

    York! This is York!

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Oh no,no,no,no.

      This is RM web - you're clearly lost

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  13. mark374

    so got to clear the shed out, gonna take ages, think a few sticks of C4 will do

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Regret to advise - C4 will not only clear out the shed but will clear the shed. Do you really want a large hole as a replacement?

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  14. LNERGE

    I have seen so many brand new tandem points. A sea of them all to be fitted with clamp locks...by me..

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Guaranteed employment then. At least for a few weeks.

  15. bgman

    Don't try posting when you've just been to the pub for the first time in six months :)) Hic !!!!

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      True. Too true.

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  16. Michael Delamar

    Finger buffet

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Canibalism?

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  17. Captain Kernow

    'Shout, shout the battle cry of freedom!'

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Union or Confederate version?

      Carrots or parsnips?

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  18. NGT6 1315

    Supreme Lord Emperor

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Yes ? Why are you disturbing me?

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  19. mark374

    HAIL HYDRA

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Not while S.H.I.E.L.D. have anything to do with it!

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  20. NGT6 1315

    Kolkhoz

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Nah. Never bin into Soviet farming - it's far too specialist for U.K. models.

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  21. NGT6 1315

    Brigadoon

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Are you going home with Bonnie Jean?

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  22. Bernard Lamb

    Wallnuts keep falling on my head.As long as I can keep the little grey vermin from getting at them.

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Horse, Why do you shoot nuts? Nutcrackers split the shells perfectly and are much quieter I find.

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  23. NGT6 1315

    Haithabu Rising

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Temperature falling!

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  24. LNER4479

    It was 30 years today...

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      You started on the big railway?

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  25. 46444

    Comment on BBC Look North this evening: If Yorkshire were a country we'd be 6th in the Paralympics medal table!...

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      If Yorkshire were a country (as it should be) we finished 12th in the Olympics!

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