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Herbert Nigel

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  1. Why waste good sausages by burying them up to their necks in Yorkshire pudding?

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Why waste good Yorkshire puddings by burying sausages in them?

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  2. Who else is more or less totally indifferent to this major sporting event taking place in Brazil?

  3. It's Friday night and I'm on RM Web

  4. I would like to say this to all my supporters, who have been there for me and our cause all the way through, to you, and all others who are as excited as I am about the brave new future that we will create together, I say this - 'Parsnips'.

  5. is trying to get away from wall to wall 'news' on the TV and wireless.

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      You could just switch them off. It's usually the big button near the front.

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  6. Crikey, I'm a foreigner!

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      You leave our flat caps alone.

      Freedom for Yorkshire!

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  7. The Queen is wearing a malachite green outfit for Trooping the colour.

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      If that coat is malachite green all the Southern modellers need to do resprays!

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  8. How is it that, despite my banning the word 'awesome' in all its forms by Special Decree, people under the age of 30 are still using it with impunity? Gerald is most seriously displeased. Do they not fear the consequences of crossing the Chief Rabbit?

  9. has just seen someone in the restaurant downstairs who is the spitting image of actor Donald Sutherland :-O

  10. Is it possible to describe the art of track laying through the medium of dance ? Or am I just hopping mad !

  11. I've got my tickets for Chitty the musical.Toot Sweet !

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      West Yorkshire Playhouse production on tour I believe? Not as sickly sweet as the film version and well worth seeing.

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  12. 'Thank you for asking that question. That's a very good question. Does anyone else have a question they'd like to ask?'

  13. According to the ingredients on the cheese I've just eaten....cheese contains milk..... no sh*t Sherlock !

  14. 'May I have your attention, please. Customers are reminded that they should not board the train if they are not travelling'.

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      If I'm not travelling how do I qualify as a customer?

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  15. Are Yorkshire Curd Tarts available south of Pontefract?....

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Obviously. Lots of Yorkshire's south of Pontefract.

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  16. Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi. Koyaanisqatsi.

  17. Mum broke her arm :( so it looks like I'll be cooking Christmas dinner :D

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Strangely I always fancy egg and chips for Christmas dinner. Any chance?

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  18. Has just seen Santa in his Santamobile...

    1. Herbert Nigel

      Herbert Nigel

      Ducky, please take another of your pills. It'll all seem better then.

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