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sharris

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  1. Told the wife I was off upstairs to lubricate my shunter. Still not sure what the expression she gave me means...

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      sharris

      Will you be polishing your coupling rod next?

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  2. Buttonhole kale is a rather lovely colour.

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      sharris

      I had a double-take on the name when I saw it in Sainsburys.

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  3. Spent the afternoon "watching" the snooker whilst writing xmas cards. The gum on the envelopes tastes like the exudate of putrefying slugs....

    1. sharris

      sharris

      Strangely I've never tried licking putrefying slugs

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  4. Has discovered he is a ferroequinologist. Someone who 'studies the Iron Horse'. Sounds posher than railway enthusiast!

    1. sharris

      sharris

      I read

      AIFe

      LIFe

      CIFe

       

      As some rather unlikely iron compounds, LIFe being a compound with the little known Welsh element Llandudnium.

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  5. My washing machine sounds like a valenta HST!

  6. TV desert tonight, not even any Simpsons :-(

  7. Here's a bit of free advice - if using an electric drill to screw shelf brackets to the wall, don't leave your hand between the bracket and the wall when applying power to the drill.

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      sharris

      The Safety Movement - "how not to do things pictures" - some ideas there for cakebox cameos!

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  8. Brunel was a fantastic civil engineer, but just abuut everything else he did was complete rubbish

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      sharris

      My quest for the meaning of BSJ has turned up some very strange answers.

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  9. It only took until 7.30 this morning to get irritated by someone's selfishness. It's going to be a long week!

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      sharris

      If someone takes all the prawns for themself is that pure shellfishness?

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  10. Seriously tempted to sell off all my 4mm stock and go O gauge.

    1. sharris

      sharris

      You could always buy a magnifying glass instead.

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  11. Has just discovered free printable graph paper on the internet

  12. Hurrah! They're back (even with the usual up to 9 month wait) that's good news. http://www.ultrascale.uk/

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      sharris

      That's long enough for me to forget I've got them on order, and order some more.

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  13. Why is there a market for alcohol free gin and why does it cost more than regular tax/duty paid gin? mind boggling right now

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      sharris

      A friend likes the taste of gin and is pregnant, so there's a market.

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  14. "Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could control your blinds at the touch of a button!" Erm...

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      sharris

      Would a technical solution blind you with science?

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  15. There are toast crumbs all over my laptop...

  16. is looking at RHD DeLoreans.

  17. doesn't particularly like it when people spit on the floors of trains, even if it is a local stopper...

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      sharris

      There are some things where we shouldn't need signs to tell people not to do it.

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  18. Withdrawn: Sodor Railways No2 Edward and No4 Henry 4-6-0 have been withdrawn from TTTE. No1 Thomas is being exported from Sodor for overseas use. Replaced by new locomotives Nia and Rebecca. Should we set up a preservation group ? https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/whats-on/tv/thomas-the-tank-engine-has-been-given-a-huge-multicultural-makeover-1-8623346

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      sharris

      Is there an episode where Edward and Henry get cut up at Barry Scrap Yard?

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  19. Is it snowing ? ...... as there seem to be more snowflakes around these days

    1. sharris

      sharris

      Put enough slowflakes together and you get a blizzard.

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  20. Good old Iain Rice's book has just reminded me of a simpler and just as effective way to do twin-beam compensation.

  21. loves his cat a little bit less when she uses newly laid track as a scratching post...

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      sharris

      When I was a kid my Superquick church took on a bit of the Chesterfields after my cat took a liking to chewing the spire.

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  22. Today I am learning why people pay other people to do their lining for them.

  23. Tramifications aren’t anything of concern for a tram person.

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