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marc smith last won the day on July 16 2013
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Me: "I'd like a return ticket please" Ticket office person: "To where sir?" Me: "Back here of course!"
Michael Delamar
I dont need a ticket my face is my ticket, oh well come here while I punch it then.
cromptonnut
"I don't need a travelcard, I'm just going up to London" ... ok so a single sir? "yes, but I'd like to come back as well, oh and use the underground"... so, erm, a travelcard then? "yep that's what I want".
Horsetan
*facepalm*